I am a 911 police/fire dept dispatcher. I work the overnight shift. …
I am a 911 police/fire dept dispatcher. I work the overnight shift. People don't call 911 for happy stuff. People call 911 with baby mama drama (and baby daddy drama, too). When I'm not talking to rich citizens who inform me that they "pay my salary" (they do not), or people trying to report their car stolen when in fact they just sold it for crack, then I'm on the radio with police officers, some of which are good, some of which scare the holy cracker loving bejesus out of me that they are allowed to carry a badge and gun. I'm talking IN-COMP-O-TENT!! I'm coming up on my 4 year anniversary at the office. 4 years. For that, you get a perscription of pills for high blood pressure. I could go on and on, but instead, I'll just wait and update on this site every now and again as a new "can you believe this bullshit" story arises.