Reminds me of a "Cat's in the Cradle" parody they used to play on my local rock station in 1993 or so:
And the cat's in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place where I eat every day at noon
They say it's beef or chicken or pork
But I swear there's a cat on my fork
Naturally, I am offended to no end by it -- but it was kind of funny, too.