I have nothing at all to say about this (you've stumped me, Devin! you get the waffle iron!), but...I like Double Dare.
Oh...and I also like Family Double Dare.
And Super Sloppy Double Dare.
And...wait -- I've got it!
Anti-beardo who enjoys seeing Pennsylvania Dutchmen struggle with gakky facial hair.
(Though, as a proud beard-wearer who is descended largely from the Amish -- on my father's side, at any rate -- I do not appreciate this. It is hateful. We are a peaceful group, and yet you people insist on putting ice cream on our noses and gak in our beards. That is not cool.)
Join my Audrey group, you punks!