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Nobody views my profile

...and yet you're looking at the group - go view the profile, damn you!

This is the group for those of you who feel that no-one is interested. Those of you who average 5 views a day and want to change those viewing figures. Actually, feel free to join if you get loads of views and share the secret of how it's done!

Let us know how many hits you had today.
How many is your own record - or let us know if today you were a billy-no-mates.
Screen captures welcome as evidence as we have no way of knowing if you're telling the truth!
Hey, by being on here, you'll probably double your stats! Result!

@those of you with your profile set to private - I understand - mine is private now too. You may get less interest or you may spark someone's curiosity - the views count whether or not they can see beyond that blue lock. Just don't be surprised if you get less on the daily count though - although that may actually be the point (and possibly a reason for me to ask why you're here ... but that's another matter!)

With thanks to Jonathan (origino) for the idea all that time ago - thanks J*.

There are a few people in this group who don't quite play by the rules - you'd do well to investigate their profiles but they probably won't thank you - I love them all though most of the time. They can criticise all they like, but until the day comes when they create groups that work as well as this and the rest, they'd be well advised to shut the f* up. Don't mess with the cow, that's all I'll say...

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moo says:

1 view today - am surprised it's that many - there's no-one on as far as I can tell.

oh well, Virb2 on its way .... "soon" ....

posted 2 weeks ago

moo says:

5 miserable views today...
(thought I'd had 10 - what a disappointment)

posted Jul 28

Josh says:

My view count is miserable lately. Perhaps I should start participating and meeting new people, who I will probably end up hating me because they can't take jokes.

posted Jul 16

Comment replies (1)

moo says:

all my friends can take jokes - a lot of my friends ARE jokes... you will be in good company Josh.

posted Jul 17

michael says:

Hi, I'm Michael and I'm new to Myspace.....I mean facebook.... Scratch that.....VIRB.

posted Jul 16

Comment replies (4)

michael says:

okay I lied.


I'm a big fat liar.

posted Jul 16

moo says:

yes you are michael - now STOP IT!!

posted Jul 16

michael says:

Who's idea was this group anyway?

posted Jul 17

moo says:

some stupid old cow

posted Jul 17

moo says:

And now they can - but for a very limited period only - maximum of a week then back to private. I may be an idiot but would be interesting to see what, if anything, comes of it...

posted Jul 6

Comment replies (1)

michael says:

ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz

posted Jul 16

michael says:

Nobody views the "Nobody views my profile" Group.

posted Jun 9

Comment replies (3)

moo says:

except you - and now me - michael!

posted Jun 10

Josh says:

... and me too... Just a week too late.

posted Jun 16

moo says:

Better late than never Josh - yet another of my languishing groups (from back in the day when no one DID view my profile).
Still fun to come to once in a while and still seems to make people look at the profile of whoever has posted - so not a total waste of time!

posted Jun 17

,, bill stevens ,, says:

i like this monkey... he's funny...

...and has absolutely nothing to do with my profile OR this group...

posted May 15

Comment replies (1)

moo says:

actually, that's you, on one of your better days.
Say cheese, mr.k.

posted Jun 9

Si says:

Come to my profile

I won't bite

Much

posted Apr 13

Comment replies (1)

moo says:

omg no! Don't look!
It's only him again ... lol!

posted Apr 13

moo says:

Come on, I know it's quiet - but 2 (TWO) profile views today...

:(

posted Mar 16

Comment replies (4)

michael says:

its like watching grass grow.

posted Mar 16

moo says:

what? My profile? How dare you!!

I'd like to think that they are still having problems with the counters....!

posted Mar 17

michael says:

counters. right, that must be it.

posted Mar 17

moo says:

I'm sticking with faulty counters michael!
I know my popularity is on the wane, but 2??

oh well, it had to happen one day I suppose (up to 3 now btw!)

posted Mar 17

Leeeooo says:

i viewed the "nobody views my profile" profile.

posted Mar 9

Comment replies (1)

moo says:

yes, but did anyone visit YOUR profile? (they probably will now...)

Thanks for joining the groups!

posted Mar 9

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