Top Gear

Some say…

· His sweat can be used to clean precious metals.
· His skin has the texture of dolphins.
· If you tune your radio to 88.4 FM you can actually hear his thoughts.
· He could annihilate the Daleks, Dr Who and the Cyberman (if he could be bothered.)
· He never blinks.
· His politics are terrifying.
· He appears on high-value stamps in Sweden.
· He is confused by stairs.
· He naturally faces magnetic north.
· He is illegal in 17 U.S. states.
· After eating printing ink, he obtains the ability to fly.
· He is terrified of ducks.
· He can smell corners.
· He likes his eggs sunny side up.
· He is stumped by clouds.
· His ears aren't exactly where you would expect them to be.
· He is banned from the Chelsea Flower Show.
· He invented Branston Pickle.
· For some reason, he's allergic to the Dutch.
· His first name really is "The".
· He sucks moisture from ducks
· He isn't machine washable.
· All his potted plants are called Steve.

...All we know is, he's called The Stig.

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