i know some hipster fucks (i too have 'coachwhips' on red, but i know john), but the the lame will never know the beauty of johhny paycheck's 'fifteen beers' or 'nimrod workman', or finding a studio cut from the 60's of a country song that that they completly fucked up, then crossed out with a crayon (so you have to use a fucked up needle for the first 10 plays to get the wax out of the wax), but then the b side has a skit featuring terrible impressions of bugs bunny and tweety bird just talking on the phone about a girl named iris, recorded, for no reason, at 78. i could go on about albums all day but then i'd be either super cool or nerdy, and i don't want to be either. but, if you can ever find 'the grand canyon suite', buy that shit. johnny cash talks about going to the bottom of the grand canyon and recording sounds for twenty mins. the front cover, however, is very misleading, so check the back if you find a old, dirty record with a terrible picture of the grand canyon on the front because there is a very young johnny cash on the back. and you can ebay that shit...you won't find it there now (it's super rare like the muhammad ali 'tooth decay' shit), but when it is it drops for $500 - i, however, wouldn't sell mine. i dig.