Demetri Martin
Swimming is a confusing sport.
i saw demetri live at meadow brook music festival last night. i sat in …
i saw demetri live at meadow brook music festival last night. i sat in mud (fell in it twice first) for over an hour and i've never been so happy.
"if you're gonna fall...just say 'check this out!' right before it. then it looks like you meant to do it."
that advice was too little, too late.
"rice milk is confusing cos i didn't know that rice had nipples."
"i like it when an ex-girlfriend turns into an XL-girlfriend."
i recorded almost the whole thing. life is good.
i had a really bad day, so i watched some of demetri's stuff on …
i had a really bad day, so i watched some of demetri's stuff on youtube, and it definitely turned my mood around.
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Because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I’m swimming, sometimes I’m not sure which one it is. I gotta go by the outfit. Pants - uh oh. Bathing suit - okay. Naked - we’ll see. Should I be swimming faster, or am I getting laid?
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