Last June, Matthew Lincoln was attending an evening service at his nondenominational Tennessee church when he approached the altar where a visiting minister was offering individual prayers for parishioners. Assigned "catchers" were present on the altar in case congregants fainted, fell, or otherwise lost control. When the minister, Robert Lavala, slightly touched his forehead, the Knoxville-area man "received the spirit and fell backwards". Except nobody was there to catch him, Lincoln charges in a $2.5 million lawsuit filed yesterday against Lakewind Church and its pastors. Lincoln, 58, claims that he fell backwards, striking his head against the "carpet-covered cement floor", according to the Circuit Court complaint.
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hey!!! Check us out! we are a christian band! we just made it to bamboozle this year with emery the devil wears prada paramore and many more! we got new music up on our myspace and purevolume! God bless!
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I feel like there should be something new posted here. I'm gonna look for something.
The Problem of Payne, intellijen and The Problem of Payne recently commented →
At purity dances, virgin belles ring
be sure to watch the vid clip.
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also phun:
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personally, i think they should just bring back the old classic wait wear:

The Problem of Payne, intellijen and The Problem of Payne recently commented →
originally posted by st. mars, i thought it should be posted here too:
things i hope not to find under my tree in the morning
great find!
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Authentic kitsch from the 1960s courtesy of my mom. Enjoy and yes, I am taking that bible home with me.

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i'm thinking of taking this group in a new direction. i suppose we can only reminisce so much, so what say we just use this as a dumping ground for all things that make us laugh about our faith. A funny t-shirt, a cheesy web site, must-read book, lame bumper stickers. Nothing's verboten, but try to be sensitive to others' feelings.
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Feel free to keep reminiscing.
Invite your friends and tell them to come as they are.
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