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caroline says:
one more- when we went laser tagging, we found an 7 year old kid, pinned him down and got all our points off him.
two more- ive stolen 5 gallons of icecream from a mom and pop store. we used water guns and one of my friends who was incredibly drunk started screaming GIVE ME ALL YOUR COOKIE DOUGH. we got 5 gallons of it.
and a big one-
my neighbor's wife was out of town for 3 weeks. while she was gone, he thought that he could be very sneaky and have some "company." well, he didnt realize that i'm a girl who never sleeps, and i was bored with nothing better to do, so, of course, i spied on them. i figured out that she came over between 5 and 6 after work, so around 6:30 one night i went over to ask for a cup of sugar. when he opened the door wearing a robe, he said that he was in the shower. then she walked by to see who was at the door. click. got a picture. i'm debating whether or not to show it to his wife.
posted Jul 17
caroline says:
oh, well let's see....
i was an alcoholic at age ten. not just any kind of boozer, i would drink until i passed out most times, i would spike everything and all my cokes had a little bit of rum.
i have tried jumping off my roof 3 times. hasn't worked yet.
i cant wear the same pair of underwear twice. i have over 300 pairs. i'm ridiculous. i know.
i made out with my sister's boyfriend at a party.
i've peed in the guy's bathroom when the line for the girl's was too long. not just one time, i do this frequently.
i had an illegal relationship with my 19 year old camp counselor.
i have a huge fangirl crush on mark hoppus.
i'm terrified of talking on the phone unless it's after midnight.
i dated a guy for five weeks. he thought my name was sienna the whole time. i broke up with him, and he still doesn't know that my name is really caroline.
i have only cried 5 times in my life. ever.
i'm scared of feet.
i steal clothes from my boyfriends. i like the way they smell.
i fake sick to get out of going to church.
sometimes i prick myself with a safety pin, just because i like the shape that a blood drop leaves on the floor.
i cheated on every test in seventh grade that i possibly could.
i hate everything about myself. my knees, my eyes, my skin color, my hair, my nails, my arms, my stomach, my feet, my neck... everything.
i'm afraid of chinese food.
i think i'm in love with my best friend.
sinks horrify me.
i think about running away from home at least twice a day.
being a size two makes me feel like a failure.
edit:
i'm ednos, i do everything i can to get to a size zero, but my legs are actually too muscular from running to fit into that size of jeans. it kills me.
and one more:
my ex boyfriend cheated. i took a que from carrie underwood and stuck a knife in all his tires. when my rage had subsided, i realized that i had slashed the wrong car.
that's all for now, i'll remember some more later.
posted Jul 17
o·.·´¯`·.·oLisao·.·´¯`·.·o says:
ok heres one...back in 2002 It crossed my mind everyday to commit suicide....thats something no one knows except all of virb now and 2 people in my life
posted Jul 17
o·.·´¯`·.·oLisao·.·´¯`·.·o says:
EDIT ok that was too secritive so if you got to read the first comment you got lucky
posted Jul 17
Comment replies (4)
Brian-archy says:
I didn't see it - but come on, Lisa... you gotta have some balls, dear.
posted Jul 17
o·.·´¯`·.·oLisao·.·´¯`·.·o says:
yea i do but that first one im glad i got it off of there....
posted Jul 17
Alex says:
Hahahahaha -- I saw it, and, no, it's not the sort of information I'd post on the internet, either. But don't worry: your secret is safe with me. Maybe.
I'm tempted to post some photos here -- not of the crimes themselves, but of the evidence (nothing "inappropriate"). I'll probably chicken out, though.
posted Jul 17
o·.·´¯`·.·oLisao·.·´¯`·.·o says:
~when i was 19 i went from wieghing 130 to 95 lbs.....doctors still dont know why
~I have had 2 HIV tests...results are negative both times
~I steal money out of my moms purse to this day nothing big like 10 bucks just whatever i need
~I almost got an abortion before i thought about having Korie....
EDIT: oh
~After I gave birth..I literally starved my self to be skinny again..and sometimes i only drank a red bull and wouldnt eat for 2 days straight...now i wiegh 128.....im dissapointed in myself
posted Jul 17