made by caroline on Jul 18, 2007

recent one: i hooked up with the guy-- the one that thought my name …

recent one:
i hooked up with the guy-- the one that thought my name was sienna-- last night. he still thinks thats my name. and im not gonna correct him. i get extreme satisfaction out of him being that stupid. my voicemail even says "hey, this is caroline, sorry i missed your call..."

and heres some more:
-sometimes, i'm too lazy to brush my teeth.
-i question my sexual orientation frequently.
-i question my faith just as often.
-i have two guns, an emerson knife, a machete, a bottle of jack daniels, and six tubes of mascara hidden under my mattress. you never know what you might need...
-i manipulate conversations to get what i want, which is usually more than i deserve. i am a master in manipulation and mind games.
-one guy i dated said that he wouldnt let us break up unless our relationship became long-distance. i convinced his parents to move to alaska...
-today is my dad's birthday. and i don't care at all.
-i hate my whole family except for my sister and my grandpa.
-i've made out with the security guard so that my friend could shoplift and not get caught.
-i've made out with the security guard so that strangers i dont even know could shoplift and not get caught.
-i have run from the police three times in the past month.
-when i see somebody in the mosh pit that i don't like, i tell the people around me about them to ensure that they will be hit more times than necessary.