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Shoutbox - 22 comments
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Guy with orange shooting from his eyes says:
Chuck Norris shot down a Helicopter...by saying bang.
posted Aug 15
akuma says:
HAHAH!
i haven't been a fan of Chuck Norris, just until i encountered this page. this. is. sooo funny! hahah, i think i'ma gonna go and watch every movie Chuck Norris ever starred or co-starred in.
haha.. .."a few stood against many".., but Chuck Norris stands against all!
posted Jul 16
Steve says:
When Chuck Norris walks through the rain, he doesn't get wet... The rain gets CHUCK NORRIS!!!
posted May 19
Guy with orange shooting from his eyes says:
The reason China is overpopulated is because he had a karate exibition in Bejing....as soon as he landed every women withen
a thousand miles spotainously got pregnate...some men too.
posted May 3
Chris says:
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
posted Apr 9
Comment replies (3)
Guy with orange shooting from his eyes says:
Lame.....Chuck Norris is sooo fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
posted Apr 10
Chris says:
Nothing about Chuck Norris is lame...If you were a true Chuck fan you'd already know that.
posted Apr 10
chucknorris says:
Chuck Norris is very happy! Thank you loyal followers! When the hellfire reigns, alas we will be but one unit. But before this war is over, the world will know, a few stood against many.
- cn -
posted Apr 4
Guy with orange shooting from his eyes says:
Chuck norris eats beef jerky, then he poops out gun powder...Next he uses that to shoot a bull and make more beef jerky. Some call this the circle of life.
posted Mar 22
Old Horse No. 1 says:
dont kill a horse
Set your Spurs
posted Oct 1