I enjoy victimless crimes, and once "accidentally" stole a hat from …

I enjoy victimless crimes, and once "accidentally" stole a hat from the Sports Authority by walking through the checkout -- and out the door -- without removing it from my head after trying it on.

wooooo weird accessories are fun. and yeah, you can only be here if …

wooooo
weird accessories are fun.
and yeah, you can only be here if you are insane, and you're only insane if you are here.

WHAT WHAT

On behalf of my co-founder and myself: welcome to the weird …

On behalf of my co-founder and myself: welcome to the weird accessories group!

I think it's important to make it clear, right from the start, that membership in this group is meant to be limited strictly to the insanely, legitimately awesome.

Now, I know, you might be wondering: Alex, how can I tell if I'm awesome? Good question -- and one not without its fair share of controversy. Few in the scientific community, I suspect, are unfamiliar with Kurzweil's revolutionary paper, "Can Computers Be Taught to Recognize Awesomeness?" -- as well as Searle's equally thoughtful, equally groundbreaking response, "Probably Not."

In general, though, I think it boils down to this: if you're insanely awesome, you are a member of this group. And the door is unlocked, so, who knows? You might be able to slip in without anyone seeing you.

We're a bit careless like that.