That should be "legitimate"...guess we're not really... :)
From their serene bastardships, founders of said order, by virtue of authority inherent in the title regularly bestowed upon them each by the other,
TO: The Worthy Masses
Greetings:
Whereas, reposing special confidence in your characters as a people who conformeth not to normal specifications, we do by these presents witness that you have been duly accepted, beknighted and internally anointed as a true and worthy Bastard.
You are therefore entitled truly and diligently to pursue with fellow bastards the feather and fin of field and water and the conviviality that refresheth and eventide; to peak with humor, candor, gall and braggadocio; to render, in uncertain voice, appropriate bastard ballads; to endure the harmonies, discords, maunderings and insults of fellow bastards; and to be dressed by the title hereby conferred upon you.
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