Because right now, this is a job. If I advance any higher, this would be my career. And if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train.
Creed walking out from behind the hedge zipping up his fly had me rolling. Its odd enough he just goes and pees out side, but its even weirder that he paid no mind to the gigantic pink bouncey castle he potentially peed in/on.
Creed is classic. Swaping the apple for the potato was awesome too... My favorite Creed moment is still when he was dangling the paperclips in front of the baby though...