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Top 10 Reasons to Not Buy New Pants
1. This one pair of shorts still fits phenomenally well.
2. You didn't budget for your pants account correctly.
3. You work from home. Who needs pants?
4. You work from a friends home. Who needs pants?
5. Your lack of pants suggests a deeper metaphor for the way we live our lives.
6. You like a breeze.
7. Your novelty pants are still so funny at EVERY party.
8. You’re a pants connoisseur, and nothing fits your pants pallete
9. You work for USPS in the summer.
10. The economy.
Top 10 Reasons to Buy New Pants
1. You lost your old pair in a gang fight. 2. Those ass-less chaps aren't great for winter. 3. People look at you funny if you're *not* wearing pants. 4. They make you feel ALIVE! 5. You want to be like Obama and wear mom-jeans. 6. Your leg hair is not to be seen by human eyes. 7. Everyone else is doing it! 8. Your dog chewed off one of the legs of your old pair of pants. 9. Your eyes sparkle in that shade of blue. 10. You just couldn't resist the 2 for 1 sale on overalls.
Aug 4, 2009
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