Recent Blog Posts
WeeWar: Where it's at
2 comments | posted Apr 30
Alright, I fixor3d this up so that all you have to do now if you wanna play is click the little corner image up there, yeah that one. You can waste away your entire workday, just like me.
Collections
2 comments | posted Feb 27
From a very young age I seemed to always enjoy amassing large quantities of things, any things into collections that I could spend time maintaining and organizing. To this day I continue to pick up new items that face unknown futures. These pieces ...
Feelings about Crayons
1 comment | posted Feb 24
friend: you ever use caran d'ache?
me: yeah
me: me no likey
friend: i do
friend: i have the master set
me: they are crunchy
friend: the big fucker
friend: no the crayons
friend: not the pencil
me: hrmm..not sure
friend: literally look lik...
Not-So-Recent Blog Posts
Two-Way Traffic
1 comment | posted Feb 18
Communication is a fucking highway, not a one way road people. Lanes travel in both directions, and so should words. All my life I have been chastised for being a lousy communicator, but I won't tolerate that crap anymore. How difficult is it for o...
Transcript of an Unusual Phone Conversation
1 comment | posted Feb 14
Caller: "Hello, May I speak with [insert name here] please"
Me: "I'm sorry, but there isn't anyone that works here by that name"
Caller: "Oh, well this is [insert name of company I work for] correct?"
Me: "Yes it is"
Caller: "Who are the owners...
Sorry, but I don't Kiss Ass
2 comments | posted Feb 8
Truth be told, I may have in the past, but I won't in the future; it's just not in me to be polite to people who feel they need extra special attention for no apparent reason. Just for shit's and giggles, lets briefly examine the situation that ult...
Paradies Bakery or Kenny: A "Who-Done-It"
post a comment | posted Feb 3
Friday, February 2, 2007
Finishing my dinner at Paradise Bakery, my usual order being the Paradise Club (turkey, ham, bacon, lettuce and mayo, hold the tomato on a croissant) I decided to go to Kenny's house. He invited me over for a movie and j...
A Response to a Note Left on my Car
3 comments | posted Jan 31
Dear Anonymous,
You have clearly expressed yourself as a person whom feels they have a right to request or pronounce the regulations which you see fit for customer and employee parking in our office complex. On two occasions, today being the sec...
St. Bride Library: Patrons are it's only hope
post a comment | posted Jan 28
St. Bride Library, the leading institution for all that is print both current and past, is finally succumbing to the strain it's been under for years. The only hope of saving this repository of invaluable material is for it's constituents to suppor...
Oscar the Slouch
post a comment | posted Jan 26
This past weekend I was able to laugh quite publicly at the poor coordination (he must have just been really excited or something that day) of a good friends soon to be four-year-old boy. Spending most of the early day constructing a catapulting de...