one of 3 nights for Halloween '06.

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:20:38 -0700

that's me, Frankenpoo. If my makeup looks totally rad, it's because Sebrina spent 4 hours on it and one billion dollars in Mac makeup. Dave's got the wig on and it's about to get split. That's Cassy down below. There's a whole lot more to this halloween, but i can't find the pix. Anyway, i have no costume for this year.

odag, pumz, and paxl

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:10:55 -0700

if i remember correctly, which i don't, this was the start of a very rowty night. look, see, i'm already drunk, i can't even hold up a 'west side'.

Givin' Val some <3.

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:10:41 -0700

Val is sweet. Val is motherly. Val is the shit.

Wow, I look like a maniac.

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:10:38 -0700

This made the cut anyway, because it was a great night at the Boiler Room in Redlands. That's O on the left and Gunnar in the middle.

Commando & Rossmosis

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:00:47 -0700

rossmosis and i for o's bday at falc. he plays guitar in The Bled, i play with myself in The Bath.

me and bray at boiler. she's hilarious.

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 22:57:46 -0700

don't let her tinyness fool you. she tears the roof off any bar.

A Shot at Love: Tila Tequila- Did I just watch the whole show?

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 01:45:40 -0700

So, I felt like writing about this show for some reason. This is my first real attempt at a blog, inspired quite honestly, by Showtime's Californication and Design Annual 13's article on blogging for the freelancer. (I assume most of this show is scripted, these people are far too in tuned with fashion *barf* to be real) This show, for me, isn't really that entertaining. Nothing like Scott Baio is 45... or Rock of Love, or even Flava of Love. Tila really isn't that hot from all angles. she has a great ass and a tiny waist, but don't most asian girls that aren't obese? I hate to stereotype, usually, unless it's about myself. I don't even think she's that interesting or humorous. SURPRISE, she's bi. what a curveball. Look, if you really want to surprise me, expose her as an android. The guys are dorks. I'm only basing that on the tribal armbands and intricate facial hair. Midwestern white guy (with the 4th grader in '87 hairdo) trying to be "down", black guy with a flamboyant/ aggressive personality: how many seasons of The Real World do we need to get tired of this stereotype (not as cool as asians with tight asses)?? Oh look, they're fighting. *bleh* The girls. For the first time, I actually would have preferred Rosie O'donnell-esque bulldykes, to these quasi-hip indie rocker/ bro ho/ alt-african american lipsticks in this battle of the sexes. There's enough testosterone in their estrogen that there doesn't even need to be male competitors; just masculine lesbians vs. feminine. the gender bending exercises were pointless. have the men get their drinks bought all night to test their female side, and have the women take a punch to the ear to test their masculine side. steve-o and party boy could've been plugged here, they're fuckin' plugged everywhere else and because of them gender bending tasks for men are no longer gender bending. i don't know if that's good or bad yet. Foam 'search for the "alone time" tokens', and lesbians doing g-string push-ups' eroticism is comparable to the rise I get from running out of toilet paper. "Alone time": if you're gonna openly kiss the girl, kiss the fucking guys if you're so bi. If the virgin is too timid, sit on his face. Give some real shock. In Tila's defense, she's way hotter than New York, but i think Jstar could've brought the pain a little more in this smorgasbord of orientation. I had enough time to cook myself chicken in the span of this show. Which was nice because I wanted to go to bed on a full, fat assed stomach, due to my trouble sleeping lately. I didn't want to get into my 3rd viewing of Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and stay up too late, rather, something barely watchable that I could turn off easily after being turned off easily. good morning by now, and thanks for reading this. sorry for any typo's, it's bad enough you ventured through this amateur writer's pieced together-ed baseball card gum read. p.s. chances are, if I ran into Tila at a bar, I'd check her out. I wouldn't buy her a drink though, not because it's her, but because that is dumb to do for any girl.