Well idiots,
We're going to the Chapel again, Hill that is, and you all know what that means! And I do mean idiots, of course, in the most affectionate way.

As in:

Me: 'hey momma, check out my new penguin tattoo!'
Mom: 'you're an idiot.'
Me: 'i love you too!'

Right? Right? Aaaannnyways, again we're back in the saddle again at Warrior Studio up in the C-Hill again next week, again, and my have we cooked up a nice, steamy, tasty batch of tunes for all y'all's asses this time. That's right, this 'second course' offering for our upcoming record, "We actually don't know the album title yet- steve", is going to mos def please y'all'''s ear''s, tongue's, and tastebuds. (When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when life gives you a stuck apostrophe key, welp...) But for reals, call up granny and tell her to pull out the cookbook, cuz this recipe's a keeper. First off, Tanbouz has supplied the ground beef with his 'meaty' guitar riffs, with Matt adding the ketchup, onions, and peppers with his 'saucy, spicy' bass grooves. I, of course, have held everything together with my 'bread-crummy' drum licks. Oh, and Schuylar's lyrics and vocals plan on bringing the Jack Daniels for that final refreshing touch. You've read correctly folks, that is a whiskey meat loaf of songs we'll be pulling out of the oven soon, and with Warrior Sound's Al bringing the accompanying wine and Mitchell coming through with the, well, side of rice, this section of our 'meal of tunes' should be just deliciously delectable.

Naturally, we've still got a few more behind the scenes-ish, boring band details to take care of (mainly us working all day - you know, and making money to buy you thangs), but the completed, unabridged version of "umm...nope, still no album title" should be throat-punching (hitting is for kids and little girls) store shelves and internets in early 2009. You should also be expecting our ugly mugs, joined by Worth "W^2" Weaver, to 'hit (guess which one we are)' the rock clubs not too far behind the disc. So...look out for when we get in for a chance to get down while you listen up...soon.

In others (news that is), we have a couple of shows coming up, including:

September 11
The Soapbox
Wilmington, NC w/ all but one of:
The Hottness
Damona Waits
Alice Cooper
Coup De Grace
Bibis Ellison

and

October 10
The Brewery
Raleigh, NC w/
man I wish Alice Cooper for real

At these shows, we plan on playing A) our songs, B) live, C) well, and D) in front of all of you guys. Tell a friend, and wish us recording luck by sacrificing one buffalo wing at your next meal including buffalo wings. Of course by 'sacrifice' I mean 'put in an envelope and send to the studio.' Cheers!

Livin' ours and ruinin' yours,
idiots-out,

The Hil's (Steve)