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Gadget aficionado. Music junkie. Novice whistler. Random adjective noun.

I have a fondness for all things nerdy and and anything quirky. I once had a calculator watch; it was the best Christmas gift I never got. And I wore it proudly.

I have a flaw which doesn't allow me to wave back to people from a distance for fear that they aren't necessarily waving to me. So if you happen to see me and wave, and I don't wave back, please don't take it personally; I told you. I'm flawed. You'd know this if you had been paying attention. Why can't you be more like your brother?! He gets it. And straighten up right! No one likes a slouch. Honestly.

My secret is that I can be incredibly shy at times, but for the most part, do a fantastic job of hiding it. Also, there's a gimp living in my basement, but, you don't want to hear about that...or do you?

You sick son-of-bitch.

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I'm Not An Actor But I Play One In Real Life

High Fidelity, Slap Shot, In Bruges, Ghost World, Young Frankenstein

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JuneJun 18 Thursday Thu 09

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updated Jun 18, 2009 via Twitter

AprilApr 25 Saturday Sat 09

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NovemberNov 4 Tuesday Tue 08

A CNN/Star Wars crossover? Wolf Blitzer is the new Luke Skywalker!

updated Nov 4, 2008 via Twitter

Another vote for hope. Throw it up on the board, scorekeeper!

updated Nov 4, 2008 via Twitter

I hope McCain doesn't find out. He considers me a friend, ya know.

updated Nov 4, 2008 via Twitter

SeptemberSep 29 Monday Mon 08

Dusting of the TV set for the season premiers of Entourage, Californication and Dexter. Thank you DVR!

updated Sep 29, 2008 via Twitter

SeptemberSep 28 Sunday Sun 08

To my beloved Niners on this football Sunday: Why must you hurt me so?

updated Sep 28, 2008 via Twitter

SeptemberSep 27 Saturday Sat 08

keeping my fingers crossed for as long as it takes until my friend feels better.

updated Sep 27, 2008 via Twitter

JuneJun 4 Wednesday Wed 08

Gainfully employed again! Which is good 'cause my addiction to high-priced hookers was really starting to take it's toll.

updated Jun 4, 2008 via Twitter

JuneJun 1 Sunday Sun 08

sleep deprivation ftw!

updated Jun 1, 2008 via Twitter

NovemberNov 11 Sunday Sun 07

making lists, missing friends and trying not to make the same mistakes.

updated Nov 11, 2007 via Twitter

JuneJun 28 Thursday Thu 07

If anyone needs me, I'll be in 1969

I know. I'm as surprised as you are. One second I'm writing a blog, the next, I'm lathering myself up in patchouli oil. Of course, I'd be doing that anyway as it is a part of my daily regimen (or as I call it, "sex"gimen.)

But that's besides the point.

When I clicked the "create blog" button, It was dated June 28, 2007. When I reviewed my blog, however, it read December 31, 1969. I can only conclude that Virb, in show of fearsome and drunken force, sent me back in time as a message to others. A message... which escapes me at the moment.

Does anyone else have the intense and sudden urge to destroy Sarah Connor?


P.S. Really fuckin' funny Virb. "1969". You're hilarious!

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"Clean up your act!" they say

I'm not sure, but I think I may have found a nice secluded place to air my grievances and other dirty laundry. Speaking of which, I've been wearing the same t-shirt for 2 days straight now and I couldn't care less. Everyone else, that's a whole 'nother matter.

I'm fixin' to make it 3.

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JuneJun 20 Wednesday Wed 07

Old Shoes (& Picture Postcards)

Old Shoes (& Picture Postcards): "Yep...this is sand all right."

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