I shudder when I think about how many kids have never listened to Mac Dre. I heard a kid ask what “hyphy” was the other night and if I had been drinking milk at the time let’s just say it would have come out of my nose. I proceeded to beat the kid to death.*

It was fucking hilarious.

If Mac Dre was still alive and was running for president with the lyrics for this song as his platform there is no way in hell I wouldn’t vote for him. I’m all about smoking weed, thongs that are too tight and don’t fit, getting rid of co-defendants, hos in g-strings, stunnah shades and just being mad fly in general. These are things I can get behind.

God I love rap.

Mac Dre – “Grown Shit

* Not all the way. Almost though. About two inches away.