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Watching clips from the Video Music Awards reminded me of two things.

1) I fucking love Kanye West. Seriously. People forget he gave away his own award to Outkast back in the day. For some reason he cares a lot about this show that only people under the age of 20 watch. I wouldn’t even be surprised if MTV payed him to jack Taylor Swift. Far fetched? The Sex Pistols paid the BBC to ban their album and then they went to number one. I wouldn’t even have known the fucking VMAs were on unless Kanye pulled some crazy shit and 200 million people wrote “Kanye Sucks” on twitter. So dear Kanye – keep doing you. It’s the VMAs. People shouldn’t have feelings about them.

And Dear Taylor Swift,
Stop. Your music blows. You were not the chick on the bleachers. You get paid to sing because you’re hot. I don’t drink your milkshake. At least Kanye is fucking real. He doesn’t sing songs about how much he sucks – he tells it how it is. He’s the fucking man and he’ll be the first one to tell you.

2) Why the fuck isn’t this dude Benoit Pioulard winning any music awards? And when will people start remixing his stuff? It’s hot. I’d gut a donkey and sleep inside of it for three days to have music this good. Fuck. Plus he’s good at photography. So don’t introduce him to your girlfriend if she’s hot and you’re kind of a d-bag. You’re likely to lose.

Keep him away from your girl. Buy his album “Temper”.

Benoit Pioulard – “Brown Bess”
Benoit Pioulard – “Idyll”