Quick name Britney Spears’ best song. Do it in under two seconds. Okay I hope you brought a pen and paper and wrote that down. Look down at your paper and read out what you wrote. Obviously you are currently staring at the word Toxic because every one knows that’s her best song. Ever. Fuck even she knew she’d never do better than that. Her only recourse was to shave her head, climb the nearest diving board, and get as far off the deep end as possible.

You might be wondering where Britney Spears unearthed that perfect little pop gem from. Because (spoiler alert) Britney, Ms.Knowles, Madonna…they don’t always write their own stuff. Crazy I know. They seem so smart don’t they?

A production duo called Avant & Bloodshy decided that they’d rip out one of the most perfect pop songs anyone has ever seen that just so happens to blend in and out of Little Mermaids “Kiss the Girl” (remixers be warned). They wrote some other stuff too but I’m way too lazy to type any of it out. Seriously what the fuck do I look like a professional typerist? Jesus.

The two decided they needed a third dude who was drinking the swedish music steroid water and formed Miike Snow. I’m obsessed with this Animal song. Probably because it’s perfect. And probably because both Mark Ronson and Peter Bjorn & John fucked around with it and now I can’t decide which version I like more. It’s like picking between back to back to back bowIs of ice cream. I don’t know they are allllll so good. Don’t get me started on Mark Ronson. Talk about dudes I’m never bringing to a party with hot chicks. Plus he’s wicked cool because I bet he’s met that Lohan chick. She seems nice. I liked Parent Trap.

I put these three on my digital music player this Sunday and listened to them really loudly while pumping my hips on a street corner. I did this for five hours. Not a single lady asked for my phone number. Dear ladies, I don’t know what you want any more.

Miike Snow – “Animal”
Miike Snow – “Animal (Mark Ronson Remix)”
Miike Snow – “Animal (Peter Bjorn & John Remix)”

Get their new album here. It’s pretty freaking rad. I bought it. I don’t normally buy albums.