The Facts

I'm short, I'm adorable, and I'll eat your soul while you sleep.

I'm a munchie, I'm a pervert, and I enjoy fart jokes.

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Quotes:
" Next to me, Denny reads:
'Free to good home, twenty-three-year-old male, recovering self-abuser, limited income and social skills, house trained" Then he reads the phone number. It's his phone number. 'it's my folks, dude, that's their number, ' Denny says, 'It's like they're hinting'. "~Choke

“I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.”~Audrey Hepburn

“For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.”~Audrey Hepburn

"Sex is glorious and earthshaking, as well as necessary, but it is in touching each other, holding each other's hands, stroking the skin, that we are most eloquent"~Garrison Keillor