ILamberson
26 years old
Seattle, WA.
Male
About
Philosophically, I am a Hedonist/Bi-Polar/Post Modernist (pseudo/archaic).
I briefly held the world record for water-treading. The first 8 hours were the hardest. The next 8 were hell as well. My official time was 16 hours 32 minutes and 14 seconds, at which point I slowly began to drown and was judged to no longer be "treading".
I have devised a complex mathematical formula to compare and contrast scores from Junior figure-skating competitions (ASFS sanctioned) across the country. It is not as well-known as the Mendinsky/Shpelmen system which is currently in use, but is mathematically and functionally superior in every way.
I dream fluently in nine languages: Hindi, Russian, English, Scottish, Nepalese, North Korean, South Korean, Farsi, Super-Farsi (arcane).
I have performed three independently funded studies on the dietary habits of the Alaskan King Crab. All three have been well received, although almost wholly inconclusive.
My current labor of love is a re-composition of Gustav Mahler's "Der Ring des Nibelungen" into the language of "Super-Farsi (arcane)".
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Jul 31, 2007
Fine Then, Says Area Man. I'll Start My Own Damn "The Onion."
Fine Then, Says Area Man. I'll Start My Own Damn "The Onion."
Tuesday, July 21, 2007
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -"Fine then, I'll start my own damn "The Onion."" said area resident Ian Lamberson upon receiving no response to his third attempt at applying for a job at …
Jul 16, 2007
Gangsta Gurls On DA Bus.
So, like...oh my God. On "da bus" this morning, I encountered a most interesting group of young women, and overheard an absolutely fascinating conversation about sociology, interpersonal relationships, drug usage, and sexuality amongst our society's youth.
I should …
Jun 29, 2007
Ian 2.0
Ian 2.0
Ian 1.0 is now obsolete. There were several bugs in the system that created a "sub-par"
product. The new Ian 2.0 will not repeatedly crash and result in a need for a "system restart." The new Ian 2.0 will not require patches. The new Ian 2.0 will be able to …
Meags, Feb 29, 2008:
Because we have a Chris Thile bond, I"ll have you know that I realized yesterday I missed the local bluegrass fest he was at last weekend. That's two in a row. I'm itchin to hear him, but I think Gillian live is lacking more in my life.
P. Bookworm- Birthday this past monday =], Nov 22, 2007:
Happy Thanksgiving!
moo - giving it another go, Oct 25, 2007:
Well, you deserve a reward of some sort for my longest ever comment! And so quick too. You know what? I sort of thought he might be dead judging by the date on the poster ... if you want to make cash (for real though - and I would still like the inside gossip on what this is all about??) have you considered writing (The Onion???!) or at least submitting something, somewhere - ok, you won't get your money anytime soon, and not within the week, but as a long-term plan, it could work.
moo - giving it another go, Oct 25, 2007:
If you know where Black Bart is, your problems are solved...
intellijen, Oct 10, 2007:
ah.. the emerald city. you lucky guy. it's my favorite.
gone, Sep 29, 2007:
how's it going?
Eva E. Davier, Sep 22, 2007:
Well, here's someone with a huge sens of humour... and a great 'eye'. Glad I found you in the Bi-weekly assignement ; ) Cheers!
Jade, Sep 19, 2007:
where do i sit? i cant find a chair aghhhhhhhh!!!!!
Davey Wilson, Sep 18, 2007:
Sorry to hear that. I love Fremont. Hopefully the new place will work out.
I just heard a rumor that the Alpha A700 started to ship this week. Some guy on DPreview.com messageboard said his shipped today and will arrive tomorrow. Hopefully, my order also made it to the first batch that shipped this week. If not, I will likely receive next week, or first week of October at the latest. Starting to get anxious for sure. Been waiting for this camera to come out for months. I even bought a new Carl Zeiss lens to go with it.
Going to have fun paying all this off over the next year. I just maxed out my credit card. Hah.
Davey Wilson, Sep 14, 2007:
Hey man....haven't heard from you in a while...how's it going out there?