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ILamberson

there are many people smarter than me. there are many people better looking than me. but, it is my belief that there are very few who are smarter AND better looking than me.

25 years old

Seattle, WA.

Male

About

Philosophically, I am a Hedonist/Bi-Polar/Post Modernist (pseudo/archaic).

I briefly held the world record for water-treading. The first 8 hours were the hardest. The next 8 were hell as well. My official time was 16 hours 32 minutes and 14 seconds, at which point I slowly began to drown and was judged to no longer be "treading".

I have devised a complex mathematical formula to compare and contrast scores from Junior figure-skating competitions (ASFS sanctioned) across the country. It is not as well-known as the Mendinsky/Shpelmen system which is currently in use, but is mathematically and functionally superior in every way.

I dream fluently in nine languages: Hindi, Russian, English, Scottish, Nepalese, North Korean, South Korean, Farsi, Super-Farsi (arcane).

I have performed three independently funded studies on the dietary habits of the Alaskan King Crab. All three have been well received, although almost wholly inconclusive.

My current labor of love is a re-composition of Gustav Mahler's "Der Ring des Nibelungen" into the language of "Super-Farsi (arcane)".

My Kind of Kids - see all 64

Serene's Picture Sprout!'s Picture Sherri's Picture Jeanna's Picture Kristen.'s Picture Rachel's Picture lana!!'s Picture ssshirley's Picture Fall Madrigal's Picture GHOSTS & LIARS's Picture Lauren's Picture Dame Culotte et Monsieur Slip's Picture Subspace's Picture The Sun's Picture Clarissa's Picture moo's Picture Dick Montana's Picture LiteraryMary's Picture Rewriteable Content's Picture gaytheologian's Picture Grant Klein's Picture cindycortez85's Picture sarina's Picture intellijen's Picture Eva E. Davier's Picture Tracy's Picture KelsNotChels's Picture dcsleepsalone's Picture Dusty Brown's Picture eBlue's Picture Yesterday's Paste's Picture chrysb's Picture Dungen's Picture Betty Rats's Picture Katerina's Picture o·.·´¯`·.·oLisao·.·´¯`·.·o's Picture Chris's Picture megan's Picture the Rested Traveler's Picture Davey Wilson's Picture sctas's Picture [SpAb]'s Picture Belle and Sebastian's Picture bobbi's Picture Justa's Picture The Ropes's Picture Chuck's Picture michelle's Picture Eoin's Picture SuicideGirls's Picture Meags's Picture Andrew Bird's Picture Sarah's Picture tricia's Picture Whispertown2000's Picture Jeff's Picture P. Bookworm; Graduation in two weeks!'s Picture merdeath's Picture -BOLTRON-'s Picture

Social Networkings - see all 59

The Highly Offensive (but hopefully funny) Group The Guitar Hero Group The Boring!! Group The I C Group The The Onion Group The You're having a laugh... Group The Self Portraiture  Group The happy hour Group The ACROSTIC Group The Nostalgia Group The No way! Group The Visual Connections Group The Fears and phobias Group The INVITE  CLUB Group The Q Group The Sushi Group The V.U.J.E.N.G. Group The Bi-Weekly Photography Assignment Group The Point and Shoot [Camera] Photography Group The Large Format Photography Group The Do you doodle? Group The Grammar Nazism Group The Hey, look what i found! Group The mathematics Group The The Beatles Group The A solidarty of writing utensils. Group The Street Photography Group The PING-PONG/TABLE TENNIS Group The Radiohead Group The Ben Folds Group The Pro Evolution Soccer Group The They Might Be Giants Group The Soccer Fans Group The F.A. Premier Group The Champions League Group The Drinkers With Writing Problems Group The Nick Hornby Appreciation Society Group The CSS Help and Discussion Group The Waking Life Group The Paranoia Group The analyze. Group The Carmen Sandiego Group The Myspace Is ugly Group The Moleskine Group The Caturday Group The anti friend collectors Group The Six Feet Under Group The Certified Drunks Group The kurt vonnegut Group The Religious Debate Group

Flickr Photos - see all 34

What the hell is this?
Icing
The Cancelled Barbeque
Anna finds her equlibrium
Anna finds her equlibrium 2
Sea Plane vs. Pirate Ship
Sail Ties
Sea Plane vs. Pirate Ship Round Two
Burned Down Boathouse
On Deck

Musical Playings - see all

  • Prince - Sign 'O' the Times
  • Prince - 1999
  • Prince - Little Red Corvette
  • Prince - When Doves Cry
  • primal scream - Trainspotting

My Music

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Musical Likings - see all

Musical Playings List - see all

  • Crazy - Gnarls Barkley - 9
  • L'absente - Yann Tiersen - 8
  • Whistle for the Choir - The Fratellis - 7

Musical Album Likings - see all

  • Yann Tiersen - Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulain - 62
  • Prince - The Rolling Stone Magazines 500 Greatest Songs Of All Time - 55
  • They Might Be Giants - The Else - 49

Technical Support - see all 23

Meags says:

Because we have a Chris Thile bond, I"ll have you know that I realized yesterday I missed the local bluegrass fest he was at last weekend. That's two in a row. I'm itchin to hear him, but I think Gillian live is lacking more in my life.

posted Feb 29


P. Bookworm; Graduation in two weeks! says:

Happy Thanksgiving!

posted Nov 22


moo says:

Well, you deserve a reward of some sort for my longest ever comment! And so quick too. You know what? I sort of thought he might be dead judging by the date on the poster ... if you want to make cash (for real though - and I would still like the inside gossip on what this is all about??) have you considered writing (The Onion???!) or at least submitting something, somewhere - ok, you won't get your money anytime soon, and not within the week, but as a long-term plan, it could work.

posted Oct 25


moo says:

If you know where Black Bart is, your problems are solved...

posted Oct 25


intellijen says:

ah.. the emerald city. you lucky guy. it's my favorite.

posted Oct 10


heshta says:

how's it going?

posted Sep 29


Eva E. Davier says:

Well, here's someone with a huge sens of humour... and a great 'eye'. Glad I found you in the Bi-weekly assignement ; ) Cheers!

posted Sep 22


Jade says:

where do i sit? i cant find a chair aghhhhhhhh!!!!!

posted Sep 19


Davey Wilson says:

Sorry to hear that. I love Fremont. Hopefully the new place will work out. I just heard a rumor that the Alpha A700 started to ship this week. Some guy on DPreview.com messageboard said his shipped today and will arrive tomorrow. Hopefully, my order also made it to the first batch that shipped this week. If not, I will likely receive next week, or first week of October at the latest. Starting to get anxious for sure. Been waiting for this camera to come out for months. I even bought a new Carl Zeiss lens to go with it. Going to have fun paying all this off over the next year. I just maxed out my credit card. Hah.

posted Sep 18


Davey Wilson says:

Hey man....haven't heard from you in a while...how's it going out there?

posted Sep 14


heshta says:

OMG you're my new favorite.....shhhh.....don't tell the others....=)

posted Sep 14


P. Bookworm; Graduation in two weeks! says:

hey, how are you? I have a question, how do get your background to be like that.Not the picture, just how do you put pictures as layouts.I've tried, but it didn't work out so well.

posted Sep 10


sctas says:

I think that if me and you got together sometime - we could take over the Virbº.

posted Aug 21


moo says:

I'm fine and dandy thanks - and once again, running late for work! This virb eh? Sucks you in and holds you there (either that or I have no willpower...!)

posted Aug 21


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