Fine Then, Says Area Man. I'll Start My Own Damn "The Onion."

Fine Then, Says Area Man. I'll Start My Own Damn "The Onion."

Tuesday, July 21, 2007

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -"Fine then, I'll start my own damn "The Onion."" said area resident Ian Lamberson upon receiving no response to his third attempt at applying for a job at …

Gangsta Gurls On DA Bus.

So, like...oh my God. On "da bus" this morning, I encountered a most interesting group of young women, and overheard an absolutely fascinating conversation about sociology, interpersonal relationships, drug usage, and sexuality amongst our society's youth.

I should …

Ian 2.0

Ian 2.0

Ian 1.0 is now obsolete. There were several bugs in the system that created a "sub-par"
product. The new Ian 2.0 will not repeatedly crash and result in a need for a "system restart." The new Ian 2.0 will not require patches. The new Ian 2.0 will be able to …

Going Postal.

Part 1.

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I was standing in line at the post-office. The line was going out the door as it swaggered back and forth between velvet ropes that would, in any other situation, be an indication that the final destination was going to be a fun or interesting …

What happens when your girlfriend moves out.

Now that the ex-girlfriend is up and exodusin' , I have a great opportunity to take stock of my life. The first thing that I realize is that I have very few things. I have a computer, bed, some coat hangers, and a jar. I have some soy sauce, a guitar, a cell phone, and …