Adam Morse was discovered by a team of Scandinavian mountain climbers in Kashmir sometime in the late 1980's. The locals called him haraaf daas mafi which translates in English to "white haired devil boy". At the age of 5 he made money wrestling mountain goats in front of the local villagers and lived off the scraps of food they threw at him.

Dr. Stoltengerb of the Oslo University College took Adam back to his native Norway for studying and found that in addition to having a love for throwing his own feces and biting he was also an accomplished musician and surfer, Adam and Dr. Stoltengerb became very good friends over the years and their studies were infamous throughout northern Europe. In 2006, after publicly stating Dr. Stoltengerb's recent papers on Thermodynamics were "utter garbage" a humiliated Adam left Norway to live in Los Angeles, California. He resides there to this day where he designs amusement parks which is pretty freakin awesome.