Hewwo. I'm Lawrie.
I can eat an entire packet of chocolate hobnobs in a single sitting with just a single cup of tea.
I can throw a shoe almost all the way over the top of my house.
I live in eleven dimensions, and one of them is 'cake'.
I killed a lady and got away with it.
Every paragraph I write starts with 'I'. Except this one.
I am the most popular boy in school.
Casshern, Spirited Away, Laputa - Castle in the Sky, Little Miss Sunshine, The Big Lebowski, Adaptation, Thankyou For Smoking, Breakfast Club, Gremlins, Trading Places, City of God, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, War Games, Shaun of the Dead, Shaolin Soccer, Napoleon Dynamite, One Hour Photo, Nightwatch, Monsters Inc., Me and You and Everyone We Know, Lucky Number Slevin, The Man Who Wasn't There, Kung Fu Hustle, Lord of War, Labyrinth, Indiana Jones, Die Hard, Back to the Future
Enon, Radiohead, Richard Julian, Dismemberment Plan, Cursive, Muse, Foo Fighters, McLusky, Deerhoof, Death Cab For Cutie, Two MInute Warning, Colour of Fire, Biffy Clyro, Cake, Led Zeppelin, Journey, Beastie Boys, Iron & Wine, Badly Drawn Boy, José González, Plus Tech Squeeze Box, Polysics, The Arcade Fire, Speechwriters LLC, The Junket, Weezer, Tori Amos, William Shatner, Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, Desperation - Stephen King, Behind the Scenes at the Museum - Kate Atkinson, The Danté Club - Matthew Pearl, The Time Traveler's Wife - Audrey Niffenegger, The Alphabet of Manliness - Maddox
Zil, Jun 8, 2007:
Wocher.... its nice and clean hereabouts. isn't it? Does someone run about with a broom in the dead of night?