About
I am specifically designed to invade your stimulus. Equipped with an open mind and an extensive source of inspiration, I am also fully capable of a charismatic, humble, and fun nature. 100% natural, no additives, no preservatives.
Utilizing state-of-the-art analysis, I can anatomize an art form, even from the less obvious, and store it in my unlimited memory banks for weapon use. Imagination comes standard, thus allowing me to input knowledge and output wisdom at will.
No batteries included. I am self-fueled, can be self-taught, with S.C.A.T.™ (Self-Conscious Active Technology), and I-A.M.™ (Independence - Active Module). Complete with interdependence capabilities.
I can not be duplicated, yet I can reproduce. I am unhumanly human. I am my own essence of my soul. I am my own manifestation. Therefore, I am my own alpha and omega. I am my own champion.
You can not buy me while my supplies last.
Recent plays (918)
- ♫ Sage Francis - What's Your Name?
- ♫ Edan - Rock And Roll feat. Dagha
- ♫ Celph Titled - Can't Leave Rap Alone feat. Apathy
- ♫ Bjork - It's In Our Hands
- ♫ Oddisee - Round Here
- ♫ Jamie Cullum - I Only Have Eyes For You
- ♫ The Roots - Table Of Contents (Pt. 1 & 2)
- ♫ The Perceptionists - Career Finders feat. Humpty Hump
- ♫ Jaylib - Pillz
- ♫ Sleepy Brown - One Of Dem Nights
Beats
Aphex Twin, Blockhead, Count Bass D, Cut Chemist, Danger Mouse, Dan the Automator, DJ Jazzy Jeff, Diplo, DJ Nu Mark, DJ Premier, DJ Shadow, DJ Spinna, Dr. Who Dat?, El-P, Evil Nine, The 45 King, Ge-Ology, Georgia Anne Muldrow, Jaylib, J Dilla, Joe Beats, Just Blaze, Kankick, Kanye West, King Britt, Madlib, MF Doom, The Neptunes, Nicolay, 9th Wonder, Nobody, Ohmega Watts, Paul Nice, Pete Rock, Platinum Pied Pipers, Prince Paul, ?uestlove, Rahzel, Rjd2, Scratch, Timbaland, Waajeed, Zero 7
Films
About a Boy, Amelie, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Garden State, The Goonies, I Am Sam, Leon: The Professional, Lord of the Rings, Metropolis, Mirrormask, Napolean Dynamite, Nausicaa, The Neverending Story, Oldboy, Serendipity, Spirited Away
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NovemberNov 27 Friday Fri 09
I asked for the abodabadabodeebee burrito when I should've just said adobada.
So, was anyone lucky enough to get the $200 laptop on Black Eye Friday?
NovemberNov 26 Thursday Thu 09
Thank you, and you, and you, you're cool, you're hot (call me), and a big thanks to you especially!
NovemberNov 25 Wednesday Wed 09
WHO'S DOWN FOR THE CHARGERS BLOCK PARTY DOWNTOWN?! Reply now or forever hold your powder blue panties.
NovemberNov 24 Tuesday Tue 09
BAH! Scored 102.8% I'm still ranked #2?! I'm blastin' a Kanye West douche move like Super Brag Fighter II Turbo!
*boom* Everlasting BASS!
NovemberNov 23 Monday Mon 09
Good music makes me want to hydroplane throughout the galaxy.
You will always be much more than they can see. Just... believe.
NovemberNov 20 Friday Fri 09
New Poon is a movie, not a holiday. YOU PSYCHOS!
Ranked #2 in class with 100.1% and it's killin' me whoever's #1.
NovemberNov 19 Thursday Thu 09
SHIT, SON! No, really. Don't forget to wipe.
There will be an official shortage of Eggos worldwide. DO. NOT. PANIC!
Team? True Blood. The rest? GHEY! Enjoy, Robert Patticakers!
NovemberNov 18 Wednesday Wed 09
I will not pledge allegiance to the flag until they let me marry Natalie Portman.
I feel like giving in and ordering 9 McRibs.
NovemberNov 17 Tuesday Tue 09
Test postponed three times. I could've spent quality time with my PS3, damn it!
I will gladly let Tila Tequeefa sexually abuse me if that gets her to stop being an annoyance.
Burrito oil just dripped on my jeans, right on my crotch. I should avoid dogs now.
NovemberNov 16 Monday Mon 09