Ah, design is becoming so democratic! Free market! Even your grandma can do it!

This movie is a farce. Somehow it has managed 14% on Rotten Tomatoes. And somehow it has 2.3/10 stars on IMDB, where one user rightly called the movie the "World's Most Expensive After-School Special". But it is a farce. Right? It has to be. Otherwise it is the world's longest commercial; another disgusting, disturbing attempt by corporate America to leverage patriotism into consumerism.

Why do I eerily foresee this film making its ways into classrooms, shown right beside those lame school videos during social studies?

Fun fact: "Opening in 750 theaters, Proud American managed to earn only $96,076, or $128 per venue -- the worst for any wide release in the United States since at least 1982."

Google's solution to a "certain problem" is to have the user answer some math questions within a time limit at certain hours of the night, on Friday and Saturday.

But me, I get drunk and send inappropriate emails at all hours of the day.

Google proposes that "surely if you can do basic math problems then you have a solid command of what is and is not socially appropriate when it comes to late night email." However, some question the initiative's effectiveness:

Not really. Drinking seems to lower inhibitions more than it lowers other abilities such as math skills, and at least for me it never lowers my math skills enough that I would fail this.

Yeah, I had a friend in college who, when drunk, would only ever talk about two things: Thomas Aquinas's epistemology... and his fiancee's hymen.

Yes, I think any Star Wars jokes instantly qualify for the "nerd alert!" tag.