Let's Reboot!

Let's Reboot!

Recently I have come upon the concept of 'the reboot'... for those of you unfamiliar with the notion (as was I) it is a term describing the abandonment of a concept's unwieldy aspects while the valuable 'essence' is retained. Recent examples would …

one night stands

I put her on a pedestal but
Not that high a throne you see
I put myself inside of her then
Asked her to go home I said,
'It's late and there are thieves about
This city can be dangerous.
I've called a cab so hurry up
Your death won't make you famous so
It's …

Coming Up

A drop in the ocean is
What these thoughts are a
Stream of nothing not holy,
Bizarre and
What imagery flows from this
Consciousness stream and
What meaning's collated from this
Waking dream is
Not without merit though I'll soon discard the
Sequence of striving …

Ode To a Suicide Girl

She was a suicide girl and she liked to look cool
Way way better than those other pretty fools she had
Hair that was black but not down to the roots she had
Skinny little ankles and
Big fucking boots
She said she'd been through some bad shit but now she was …

MAX 'MAXIMUM' MAXX in Shut Up You Dumb Bitch!

MAX 'MAXIMUM' MAXX
in Shut Up You Dumb Bitch!

A pearly day in december and Max was watching TV via the magic of the internet. Zeta had the day off because of 'android problems'... the third time this month... and Max was bored, lonely and fiddling with pens and …

MAX 'MAXIMUM' MAXX in The Water Cooler

MAX 'MAXIMUM' MAXX
In
The Water Cooler!

"I see dead people!" pronounced Max one day as he perused the obituaries in the local rag. He crumpled his paper and tossed it into the bin. "Zeta!"
"Oh YES Max!"
"Enough of that, my sycophantic siren! The time for …

MAX 'MAXIMUM' MAXX in The Photocopier From Beyond All Human Ken!

MAX 'MAXIMUM' MAXX
In
The Horror Of The Photocopier From Beyond All Human Ken!

"Hey baby," said Max, flicking a casual glance at his sexy virtual secretary, the ever loveable Zeta, "Get me some copies of this all-important document before, like, you know, the …

WHAT DO YOU GET FOR THE GIANT ARMADILLO WHO HAS EVERYTHING?

WHAT DO YOU GET FOR THE GIANT ARMADILLO WHO HAS EVERYTHING?

Professor Crank chewed that one over for a good few hours, shunning his scientist friends as they cackled on about entropic thermonuclear decay, spurning the attentions of his beautiful but stupid …

MAX 'MAXIMUM' MAXX in The Bastard Sons of Disability Claims

Max 'Maximum' Maxx
In
The Bastard Sons of Disability Claims

It was a cold Tuesday morning and Max was chilling in his favourite seat in his favourite office when, with not much more warning than the title of this tale, his …

Welcome

I'm Nix and I handle the machine guns for the Israeli Helicopters. We'll be adding a new track to the playlist at least once a fortnight, sometimes more, so check back often if you like that noisy stuff. Big thanks to Ivan Pols, international man of mystery, for the …