You pour the beer & I'll bring the satire
post a comment | posted May 16
I awaken to the bright sun shining through the gap in the curtains. The light conveniently hits me right in the face. I roll over and all I see is an empty space, nothing unusual. I check my watch to see what time it is. 7am, stay in bed, I hate summer; it always gets light way too early.
I roll over so I am laying on my right side and look over at my bedside cabinet. Looking at where my alarm clock should be, I notice there is a glass filled with water, there is something floating in the water but I cant see it clearly without my glasses.
Rubbing my eyes with one hand I grab my glasses to see what's in the glass. As my eyes focus I notice that there are two objects in the glass. I then realise what they are, they are what seems to be testicles. Yep, you heard me right. I suppose I should be worried, right? But I am not in any kind of pain and there doesn't seem to be any blood anywhere, So I assume that they are not mine. In fact the balls in the glass seem to be rather clean.
I did check myself though, just to be on the safe side. Well, everything seems to be fine down there. I'd hate to be the bloke who those belong to. I roll over and try to go back to sleep.