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Now there’s a job I would love to have, “Well what do you do?” they’d say, “I make computerised wanking devices.” I’d say, then I’d be off to my next adventure. I also love the enthusiasm this guy has about his job & would so love to meet this guy, he looks like he would be great to spend an evening with.
NovemberNov 16 Monday 09
A young married couple had their first child. Their original pride and joy slowly turned to concern however, for after a couple of years the child had never uttered any form of speech. They hired the best speech therapists, doctors, psychiatrists, all to no avail. The child simply refused to speak. One morning when the child was five, while the husband was reading the paper, and the wife was feeding the dog, the little kid looks up from his bowl and said, “My cereal’s cold.”
The couple is stunned. The man, in tears, confronts his son. “Son, after all these years, why have you waited so long to say something?”.
Shrugs the kid, “Everything’s been okay ’til now”.
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NovemberNov 15 Sunday 09
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I’d buy a TV license just to watch that show!
Here’s the exciting new indoor sport for people who love people. Orgy begins by choosing up sides (delightful custom) and centers around the “Porron” (translation: “to pour it on”) filled with your favorite libation. Object of the game is to see which team achieves the longest trajectory for the longest time with the fewest spills. Rewards to winners are optional.
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I don’t drink but I would certainly make an exception in that kinda party.
NovemberNov 8 Sunday 09
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library icon changer by ~deskmodder on deviantART
Finally! No more messing with Restorator.
Mr. Glass from Unbreakable
Possibly the most elaborate scheme, for the least reward: he orchestrates several episodes of terrorism/mass murder, just to find someone who’s invulnerable, so he can create/uncover a superhero to be his nemesis. Final proof that reading too many comic books will make you imagine a fourth wall when there is none. And of course, by so doing, he ensures his own defeat and incarceration.
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NovemberNov 1 Sunday 09
OctoberOct 17 Saturday 09
Pool?, originally uploaded by Purple Cloud.
Crazy awesome!
OctoberOct 15 Thursday 09
When walking into the room for the first time I thought this either had to be the work of a genius or a complete nutjob. I couldn’t work out which part of our number one suspect I was stepping in, but I knew that someone who is capable of stapling one small house cat to four walls with three spoons was more then likely to leave some kind of calling card, these assholes always do; well I was wrong! We searched that hell hole for six fucking hours & found nothing but leftovers that my uncle Jack’s dog wouldn’t even touch.
We’ve done all we can here. We filled our buckets with soylent chutney and went, see if the boys in forensics can make anything of this. Another dead end!