Quick Fractal Dump 1 ∞

Zach and the Bikini Girls – Sticklersburg P.D. Blue ∞

I’d buy a TV license just to watch that show!

Gaylord James, Inc brings you ORGY ∞

Here’s the exciting new indoor sport for people who love people. Orgy begins by choosing up sides (delightful custom) and centers around the “Porron” (translation: “to pour it on”) filled with your favorite libation. Object of the game is to see which team achieves the longest trajectory for the longest time with the fewest spills. Rewards to winners are optional.

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I don’t drink but I would certainly make an exception in that kinda party.

This Weeks Twitter Updates (2009-11-08) ∞

• The only bad thing about closed beta is the non-disclosure agreement, I wanna show how fucking awesome APB is damn it. #


• Joshua should appreciate this one. http://tinyurl.com/yb37efh #


• http://tinyurl.com/y8swlvb Great! now what am I going to do until the APB servers are up! #

Windows Library Icon Changer ∞

library icon changer by ~deskmodder on deviantART

Finally! No more messing with Restorator.

For a smart guy your pretty stupid ∞

Mr. Glass from Unbreakable

Possibly the most elaborate scheme, for the least reward: he orchestrates several episodes of terrorism/mass murder, just to find someone who’s invulnerable, so he can create/uncover a superhero to be his nemesis. Final proof that reading too many comic books will make you imagine a fourth wall when there is none. And of course, by so doing, he ensures his own defeat and incarceration.

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This Weeks Twitter Updates (2009-11-01) ∞

• Firefox 3.6b1 runs far too well/fast on windows7, its making me feel weird. #


• Huzah! "All Men Are Brothers" has arrived, time to share the love. #

Left 4 Dead 2 Trailer – Zombie Survival Guide ∞

Oh fuck yes!

Star Wars – What’s All the Noise? ∞

Pool Mind Fuck! ∞

Pool?, originally uploaded by Purple Cloud.

Crazy awesome!

Bloody Mess ∞

When walking into the room for the first time I thought this either had to be the work of a genius or a complete nutjob. I couldn’t work out which part of our number one suspect I was stepping in, but I knew that someone who is capable of stapling one small house cat to four walls with three spoons was more then likely to leave some kind of calling card, these assholes always do; well I was wrong! We searched that hell hole for six fucking hours & found nothing but leftovers that my uncle Jack’s dog wouldn’t even touch.

We’ve done all we can here. We filled our buckets with soylent chutney and went, see if the boys in forensics can make anything of this. Another dead end!

Tom Waits: Free Glitter and Doom Live Album Preview ∞

I am so gonna be all over this, its released not that long after my birthday too.

Spell with flickr ∞

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Krazy Dad (jbum) made a note once using the letters from the One Letter group with the Flickr API. I decided to try making something similar as a way to learn Flickr’s wonderful developer tools. Along the way, it got VERY popular…

All kinds of fun.

Black Dynamite ∞

Holy fuck! That’s one of the kewlest things I’ve seen in a long time!

Bullets & Stairs ∞

Be Water ∞

Right on.

Some People! ∞

Y’see, I was down town the other day & I saw this guy. Y’know there he was, stood there minding his own business and I was like, you cunt! Who do you think you are?! Stood there minding your own business, how dare you!

He was shocked of course, but I’d sussed his game out.

When I called him a cunt, y’know what he did?! His head fell right off. I thought, you fucking fucker. How dare you detach your head in my presence! So I walked away, cock in hand ‘cos well, I didn’t want to be dictated to.

Winkie Wanky Woo ∞

“well get your Winkie Wanky Woo over here darling!

- I wish I could, I got it shot off in the first war.

Well fuck off you silly arse puff!”

Brilliant!

Off #443 ∞

Mickey Mouse has a long talk one day with a psychiatrist, after which the psychiatrist interviews Minnie Mouse. A few days later Mickey meets with the psychiatrist, and the following conversation ensues:

Sigmund: I talked with Minnie after talking with you.

Mickey: Oh?

Sigmund: I couldn’t find anything wrong with her — she isn’t insane.

Mickey: Idiot! I didn’t say she was insane — I said she was fuckin’ Goofy.

Science #215 ∞

“If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there is an exception to every rule. If we accept “For every rule there is an exception” as a rule, then we must concede that there may not be an exception after all, since the rule states that there is always the possibility of exception, and if we follow it to its logical end we must agree that there can be an exception to the rule that for every rule there is an exception.”

– Bill Boquist