September 2009
SeptemberSep 26 Saturday 09
Some People! ∞
Y’see, I was down town the other day & I saw this guy. Y’know there he was, stood there minding his own business and I was like, you cunt! Who do you think you are?! Stood there minding your own business, how dare you!
He was shocked of course, but I’d sussed his game out.
When I called him a cunt, y’know what he did?! His head fell right off. I thought, you fucking fucker. How dare you detach your head in my presence! So I walked away, cock in hand ‘cos well, I didn’t want to be dictated to.
SeptemberSep 25 Friday 09
Winkie Wanky Woo ∞
“well get your Winkie Wanky Woo over here darling!
- I wish I could, I got it shot off in the first war.
Well fuck off you silly arse puff!”
Brilliant!
SeptemberSep 24 Thursday 09
Off #443 ∞
Mickey Mouse has a long talk one day with a psychiatrist, after which the psychiatrist interviews Minnie Mouse. A few days later Mickey meets with the psychiatrist, and the following conversation ensues:
Sigmund: I talked with Minnie after talking with you.
Mickey: Oh?
Sigmund: I couldn’t find anything wrong with her — she isn’t insane.
Mickey: Idiot! I didn’t say she was insane — I said she was fuckin’ Goofy.
SeptemberSep 22 Tuesday 09
Science #215 ∞
“If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there is an exception to every rule. If we accept “For every rule there is an exception” as a rule, then we must concede that there may not be an exception after all, since the rule states that there is always the possibility of exception, and if we follow it to its logical end we must agree that there can be an exception to the rule that for every rule there is an exception.”
– Bill Boquist
A little War(hammer) never hurt anyone ∞
Say want you want about the flaws in MMO’s, you know he looks good! 
SeptemberSep 21 Monday 09
Where’ve the Teletubbies gone? ∞
Holy fuck, I think that’s creepier then Zombies. Saying that, it still cant touch the Randy Savage Infected Sound Mod.
SeptemberSep 15 Tuesday 09
Patrick Swayze dies of cancer ∞
CNN reports that Patrick Swayze, whose good looks and sympathetic performances in films such as Dirty Dancing and Ghost made him a romantic idol to millions, has died.
The actor died Monday after a battle with pancreatic cancer. His doctor, Dr. George Fisher, revealed in early March 2008 that Swayze was suffering from the disease.
Swayze “passed away peacefully today with family at his side after facing the challenges of his illness for the last 20 months,” his publicist, Annett Wolf, said a statement released Monday evening, according to KTLA.
Most recently, Swayze starred in A&E Network’s “The Beast,” which debuted in January. He agreed to take the starring role of an undercover FBI agent before his diagnosis. The network agreed to shoot an entire season of the show after Swayze responded well to his cancer treatment.
In an interview with ABC’s Barbara Walters in January, Swayze said his work on that show was exhausting, requiring 12 hour workdays in Chicago, Illinois, doing his own stunts. But he said the show’s character “just felt right for my soul.”
Swayze continued, saying, “If I leave this Earth, I want to leave this Earth just knowing I’ve tried to give something back and tried to do something worthwhile with myself, and that keeps me going, that gets me up in the morning. My work … is my legacy.”
Well the world has gotten a little less sexy. 
SeptemberSep 3 Friday 09
The Windows iPhone ∞
“SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. — Don’t tell Apple, but the App Store currently holds an iPhone application that works with Adobe Flash, runs Google’s Chrome browser and hosts a fully functional Microsoft Windows 7 operating system. No, Steve Jobs hasn’t abandoned Apple’s draconian application approval process. It’s a breakthrough business application that’s already climbing the lists in the App Store’s business category.”
Ha!