Tom Waits: Tom Tales ∞

Anyway… okay, you know I’ve always been a word guy, I like weird words and I like American slang and all that and words that are no longer being used… I like to drag them out of the box and wave them around… this is an interesting one, it’s amazing how in addition to punctuation just a little pause in the wrong place can just completely transform the meaning of something. I’ll give you a really good example… you know, you’re at the ball game and you got your hot dog and you look around and say “Where are all the condiments?” and they point over there and you go “Oh, okay there’s the condiments.” I’m so glad that they said it like that because when I said it I heard “Where are the condom mints?” That’s just me and I have to live with me. I didn’t say it back to her or she would have slapped me but then I thought that’s not a bad idea… someone could get a hold of something like that and come up with a whole new product… I just offer it to you tonight and we’ll just wait and see what happens.

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An all around amazing man. Check out Tom Waits if you haven’t already.

Nerge ∞

[See post to watch Flash video]

A blast from the past. I found a couple of dodgy little videos me & my friend Jamie made a few years ago. Thought I would share.

Telemarketers ∞

David:

*woo

*aww just got a telemarket call from an indian guy asking if my PC was running fine. poor guy sounded terrified.

Miss Muerte:

*haha random

*what did you say?

David:

*well i said, yeah it was running fine. & he awkwardly said “well oh, thats what i called for, goodbye”

*haha, i felt so mean.

Miss Muerte:

*hahaha

David:

*i always let the telemarketing folks finish what they have to say, I feel mean if I cut them off, they get treated like shit by pretty much everyone, so i’m always super polite.

Ass Fuckers 4 ∞

Oscar worthy!

We’re lost III ∞

Awesome, pure awesome.

This Weeks Twitter Updates (2009-11-29) ∞

• http://fora.tv/2006/09/26/Steve_Wozniak#fullprogram Awesome. #


• http://www.holytaco.com/25-awsome-homeless-guy-signs Amazing. #


• On The Nickel (Live) by Tom Waits on @Grooveshark: http://tinysong.com/9vFT #


• A bowling ball in my stomach, a desert in my mouth & a skull two sizes too small. Fuck it! I'm going to bed. #


• http://www.vbs.tv/watch/music-world/heavy-metal-gangs-of-wadeye-1-of-2 right on! #

Three Wolf Moon Trailer ∞

This Weeks Twitter Updates (2009-11-22) ∞

• http://tinyurl.com/ybdk3za Its about time I ordered one of these. #


• Is on a bit of a Mick Foley binge today. #


• http://my.spill.com/profiles/blogs/new-moon-audio-review Simply amazing! #


• Huzah! Glitter & Doom Live arrived this morning. #


• http://www.cracked.com/blog/human-clones-do-you-fk-or-fight/ #


• http://bit.ly/2mJnl2 Ha! #


• http://www.topcultured.com/the-best-omegle-ownage-ever/ All kinds of awesome. #


• http://www.murraythenut.com/2009/11/18/numbers/ Preach brother preach! #


• Ah, 6:54am, time to go to bed me thinks. #


• http://www.myspace.com/travishunterbrown Share the love. #


• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJDx3H_hvI8 I'd buy that album #

Flairs – Trucker’s Delight ∞

Amazing.

mermaid ∞

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Gorgeous.

A Perfect Fake PENISTRON ∞

Now there’s a job I would love to have, “Well what do you do?” they’d say, “I make computerised wanking devices.” I’d say, then I’d be off to my next adventure. I also love the enthusiasm this guy has about his job & would so love to meet this guy, he looks like he would be great to spend an evening with.

Kids #6 ∞

A young married couple had their first child. Their original pride and joy slowly turned to concern however, for after a couple of years the child had never uttered any form of speech. They hired the best speech therapists, doctors, psychiatrists, all to no avail. The child simply refused to speak. One morning when the child was five, while the husband was reading the paper, and the wife was feeding the dog, the little kid looks up from his bowl and said, “My cereal’s cold.”

The couple is stunned. The man, in tears, confronts his son. “Son, after all these years, why have you waited so long to say something?”.

Shrugs the kid, “Everything’s been okay ’til now”.

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Painting #41 – 7) Complete! ∞

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This Weeks Twitter Updates (2009-11-15) ∞

• Converge + Warhammer Online is a great way to start any Sunday. #


• http://bit.ly/3mhmt4 holy crap thats awesome. #


• If I had a Prog Rock band it would be called "The Age of the Tree". That is all! #


• A great sense of humour definitely out shines physical beauty for me. Didn't anyone tell you? We all turn to vinegar in the end. #


• http://bit.ly/ro7FZ You should come to Thailand to see beautiful people – short skirts, beautiful legs, high heels and that's just the boys! #


• Wow http://bit.ly/YkE2w #


• http://bit.ly/G2×6Y Having a big severed penis in a box is maybe a step further than you need to go. Fantastic. #


• http://bit.ly/1RxLp9 These may actually get me to finally sign-up to eBay. So sexy. #


• http://bit.ly/ianp5 oh hell yes! #


• My Twitter account is worth $8! What's yours worth? http://WhatsMyTwitterAccountWorth.com #


• Brilliant! http://i.imgur.com/4YHEt.jpg #


• My day so far was spent cleaning, listening to Tom Waits, fractal rendering, reading Gandhi (AMAB) & sneezing like a motherfucker! #


• Oh the joy of getting older, a "Plug Socket Extension Adapter/Surge Protector" becomes a viable birthday present. #

This Weeks Twitter Updates (2009-11-15) ∞

• Converge + Warhammer Online is a great way to start any Sunday. #


• http://bit.ly/3mhmt4 holy crap thats awesome. #


• If I had a Prog Rock band it would be called "The Age of the Tree". That is all! #


• A great sense of humour definitely out shines physical beauty for me. Didn't anyone tell you? We all turn to vinegar in the end. #


• http://bit.ly/ro7FZ You should come to Thailand to see beautiful people – short skirts, beautiful legs, high heels and that's just the boys! #


• Wow http://bit.ly/YkE2w #


• http://bit.ly/G2×6Y Having a big severed penis in a box is maybe a step further than you need to go. Fantastic. #


• http://bit.ly/1RxLp9 These may actually get me to finally sign-up to eBay. So sexy. #


• http://bit.ly/ianp5 oh hell yes! #


• My Twitter account is worth $8! What's yours worth? http://WhatsMyTwitterAccountWorth.com #


• Brilliant! http://i.imgur.com/4YHEt.jpg #


• My day so far was spent cleaning, listening to Tom Waits, fractal rendering, reading Gandhi (AMAB) & sneezing like a motherfucker! #


• Oh the joy of getting older, a "Plug Socket Extension Adapter/Surge Protector" becomes a viable birthday present. #

Quick Fractal Dump 1 ∞

Zach and the Bikini Girls – Sticklersburg P.D. Blue ∞

I’d buy a TV license just to watch that show!

Gaylord James, Inc brings you ORGY ∞

Here’s the exciting new indoor sport for people who love people. Orgy begins by choosing up sides (delightful custom) and centers around the “Porron” (translation: “to pour it on”) filled with your favorite libation. Object of the game is to see which team achieves the longest trajectory for the longest time with the fewest spills. Rewards to winners are optional.

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I don’t drink but I would certainly make an exception in that kinda party.

This Weeks Twitter Updates (2009-11-08) ∞

• The only bad thing about closed beta is the non-disclosure agreement, I wanna show how fucking awesome APB is damn it. #


• Joshua should appreciate this one. http://tinyurl.com/yb37efh #


• http://tinyurl.com/y8swlvb Great! now what am I going to do until the APB servers are up! #

Windows Library Icon Changer ∞

library icon changer by ~deskmodder on deviantART

Finally! No more messing with Restorator.