We finally broke down and PURCHASED internet access in our hotel room. What a rip off. Anywho not much to report yet, the show starts today. Here's some great quotes we've heard that should reflect how this trip has been so far:

"Titties all in your face, squirting juices all over the place. Hot sweaty thighs. Mmmm."

"It's a toe-touching good time!"

More later...hopefully.