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    <title>Jacky</title>
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    <description><![CDATA[I'm not one who typically participates in these sorts of sites, but I hope this becomes popular, more so than MySpace, because I really like the navigation and look of this site. How geeky am I?

I'm taller than average, naturally blonde with porcelain skin and blue eyes. I wear glasses because I can't see worth shit otherwise and I haven't gotten around to buying contacts.

I'm an eccentric geek and I eat cheese even though I'm lactose intolerant. I will never give up cheese. Ever. It is my life blood. (Can you imagine if my veins were full of cheese?)

If I don't get married, I will end up living with many, many cats. Hell, even if I do get married, I probably still end up with lots of cats. I love cats. I have a cat named Ringo who is possibly the craziest thing in the world, and I love him more for it.

I will threaten you with violence if it means I can get a good dynamite roll. I harbor a love of bizarre cuisine. Despite that, my favorite food is still mashed potatoes -- the lamest food ever.]]></description>
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      <title>The One and Only Blog Post I Will Make Here (Probably)</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/jacky/posts/text/1820</link>
      <description><![CDATA[I have enough blogging accounts to satisfy a small country. I don't need another one. So, instead of denying you the carnal pleasure of reading about my day-to-day (HA!) by simply not blogging here, I am posting a link to my real blog below.

If you are interested in keeping up to date with my life, you can visit my domain: <a href="http://www.dubious.nu" target="_blank">DUBIOUS.NU</a>

I post there quite regularly, at least once a week. Get your necessary Jacky-fix today!]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2007 00:04:06 -0800</pubDate>
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