To sum James Gerhold up in one word:

Tall.

Unbelievably tall.

But that's not necessarily true. My tallness could warrant a godlike respect in some countries, but I'm really just an average tall person.

How tall am I?

Tall enough to know better, I'll tell you that.

Actually I wouldn't even notice except people tell me how tall I am consistently. Which is alittle concerning. Suppose people told me my whole life, "Wow, you're really fuchsia."