James M. Medley is a huge elitist prick. James M. Medley also loves talking about Himself. Like a whole lot. If there's one thing He'd like to do every day it's talk about Himself. There are often times when He's sitting there, alone in his house, and He'll just start tooting His own horn like it was going out of style. Not that He owns a horn or anything, it's imaginary, which adds to the absurdity of the whole act. Because if you reread it, it was pretty absurd to begin with. So just think about how absurd it was without the horn being imaginary, and just like...double it. That's a sufficient amount of absurdity. James M. Medley loves going off on tangents and also being sacreligous. Get fucking used to it, suckers.
Mar 13, 2007
dump some gasoline on myself
and light my body a blaze
was there a time where
the thought didn't cross
bearing resemblance to
an emblem you wore that day
you brought me down like
the ships anchor stays steady
I'm not ready for another moment
i can go on and on …
Mar 11, 2007
Highku's (Haiku's About High School)
i see you walk halls
you always speak too loudly
never hear a word
stringing sentences
learning about grammar things
English is no fun
running for the ball
my gym clothes are way too tight
my pants are ripped
i write …
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