DecemberDec 31 Thursday 09
Happy New Year, all you muthas (and futhas)! xx
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DecemberDec 25 Friday 09
Happy AND Merry Christmases to y'all! Take as many as you need, there are plenty to go round! xx
updated 6 days ago via Twitter
DecemberDec 24 Thursday 09
Just seen a million bird ballet right outside the window. Amazing!
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DecemberDec 21 Monday 09
Driving home for Xmas: All the fun of sitting in a metal box, burning the last of the world's oil, only 3 times longer. Fuck you, Chris Rea.
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Christmas Party on the M4! Wooooooo! http://twitpic.com/uk3f1
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Queues, eh? You don't say. http://twitpic.com/ujw2w
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DecemberDec 20 Sunday 09
2009 has been intense and more than a wee bit cruel... Too many things that suck, but thankfully plenty of awesome too. xx
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DecemberDec 16 Wednesday 09
Will yer favourite ACTION heroes GET thru this list OF amendments Bfour 3AM?! VOTE NOW/get to bed. DO nothing to BE notified of the results!
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Win a new Canon 5DMKII or $2700 of photo printing/product from @WHCCPro & Scott Bourne. Pls RT. Info: http://bit.ly/6Mtx9I
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This show is freakin' hilarious. This is all I can show you... for now. http://twitpic.com/tsfqg Opens Friday! http://bit.ly/5qW47F
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DecemberDec 13 Sunday 09
Oh, hello! Just coming out of one of those 'tired spells' that happen in the middle of the night. Anyone else get those?
updated 3 weeks ago via Twitter
DecemberDec 9 Wednesday 09
Oh wow! New Pelican album! Who knew? More importantly, who didn't tell... http://bit.ly/66jkQB
updated Dec 9, 2009 via Twitter
Simultaneous giftage! Buy your presents from http://eclectorbooks.com/ and half the profit goes to the charity of your choice! True fact.
updated Dec 9, 2009 via Twitter
DecemberDec 8 Tuesday 09
Must be Google Day, I got some Wave invites too! Gimme a shout if you'd like one.
updated Dec 8, 2009 via Twitter
Chrome for Mac (http://bit.ly/5iZobL) + Google Public DNS (http://bit.ly/7PO5B1) = well fast internet, thanks very much for asking.
updated Dec 8, 2009 via Twitter
DecemberDec 7 Monday 09
I signed the "Bring Back Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle" petition! http://petol.org/BBSLCV #petol
updated Dec 7, 2009 via Twitter
I got a letter from the BNP, the other day. I opened it and couldn't read it. (Illegible)
updated Dec 6, 2009 via Twitter
Ghost-pre Killah
updated Dec 6, 2009 via Twitter
Despite the easy, one letter career transition, Doogie Howser, M.D., saw no future in rap.
updated Dec 6, 2009 via Twitter