AugustAug 29 Friday 08
Now have ads on the sides.
UGLY.
Looks like I'm going to have to upgrade.
AugustAug 27 Wednesday 08
I remember here.
I remember you and me.
I remember wild and wild and free.
I remember "stay."
I remember "please don't ever leave."
I remember you made me believe
That tomorrow and today, the sun would hold our hands
But the night came into stay while you made other plans.
I …
jan (3:05:06 AM): I feel like I'm folding in on myself
J (3:06:05 AM): aside from being really sad :-(, that was such a beautiful statement.
J (3:06:11 AM): I am sorry you feel that way
jan (3:06:21 AM): me too
AugustAug 12 Tuesday 08

AugustAug 11 Monday 08
I've been relaxing (as much as a human can without going insane) and my left elbow isn't improving. The littlest thing tweaks the joint and it feels like I have to start all over again. This is making me feel like I have to surrender my room to the massage gods. I can't …
JulyJul 29 Tuesday 08
E (1:47:04 PM): gimme gimmi
jan1 (1:47:11 PM): gummy
E (1:47:15 PM): Gummy
jan (1:47:19 PM): bears
E (1:47:29 PM): hairy gay men
jan (1:47:42 PM): beasts
E (1:47:53 PM): muppets
jan (1:48:30 PM): bears, beets, battlestar galactica
"E" is away from the computer as of 1:48:31 PM.
JulyJul 22 Tuesday 08
In every way. (Wait. Every way but one... which is the only way I'd like to be feeling screwed. Ha! I'm hilarious.) My arm is still totally f'ed. Resting it by avoiding massage is not working. It's hard to rest your dominant hand! Have you tried it?
I feel like I'm …
JulyJul 10 Thursday 08
JuneJun 30 Monday 08
E (5:38:56 PM): so I have to give you back your $5
jan (5:38:57 PM): :c O
jan (5:39:00 PM): yes you do
E (5:39:01 PM): plus the $10 my mom gave me
jan (5:39:16 PM): Oooo! I'll be rollin' in it
E (5:39:27 PM): rollin'
jan (5:39:28 PM): then my utility bills will be rollin' in …
JuneJun 19 Thursday 08
Have no fear. The old Jan is here. Here to tell you about what I did today, because I'm proud.
Today I went on two bike missions since my WRX's check engine light is on and I've decided only to drive it when absolutely necessary. The first was a mission to mail a thank …
JuneJun 12 Thursday 08
I'm such an angerball that I'm walking around getting chills.
Everything I think about is giving me chills.
JuneJun 10 Tuesday 08
bye bye bye
the look on your face
I can taste I'm not wasting my time
why oh why
do they fly fly fly
flappin' away
I'd rather stay
with all of my hands
on all of your skin
stranger things may come from
all of your brain
all of your brain
all of your brain
could be mine
in a moment
JuneJun 5 Thursday 08
Dear Life I Want,
I'm getting things done and everything is on track again, but guess what? I hate waking up in the morning and I hate going to sleep at night even more. I'm not doing well and I feel like it's because something's missing.
And I know I need to …
MayMay 29 Thursday 08
Was introduced to this website a few minutes ago:
http://whenobamawins.com
Knew about this one back in March and it's still just as funny:
http://www.hillaryismomjeans.com
MayMay 26 Monday 08
tell my love to wreck it all
cut out all the ropes and let me fall
my, my, my, my, my, my... my, my
right in this moment this order's tall
and I told you to be patient
and I told you to be fine
and I told you to be balanced
and I told you to be kind
and in the morning I'll be …
MayMay 20 Tuesday 08
And I had all these plans for success, but I was sick. Deeeeee. Layed. And then I went to Boston, where I had a great time but got my famous dry cough I have for months after a cold, and now I'm sitting here with a neck that will only turn to the left and right about 45