I've had it up to here with this breakup aftermath, folks. I wish I could broadcast how it went down in detail so I can stop this lunacy, but I won't, because I'm not a jerk. Sharing the story with common friends as "part of the process" is unclassy and idiotic. Won't do it. I'd like to just let it all go. That'd be nice, right? It'd be sweet if we could all just accept that things don't work out with some people, and that it's time to move on so we can find someone it will work out with.

YES. LOOK AT THAT GLASS OVER THERE. IT'S DEFINITELY HALF-FULL.

I'm not acting like a victim of a bad relationship. Maybe that's the problem. Shall I emo-tweet and whine via facebook status? Hehehe--no. I've accepted that I have to live with what happened, throw all the copies of that picture of us away I'd planned to give to my family members, and say, "Onward!" because we don't have a future and that's okay. I'm not an unhappy bastard face. Anymore. But guess what.. I also won't be stepped on. I'll tell people how it is if they attack my character because they've heard sabotage-type information, and make me out to be the one whose fault it is. Oh yes, I will definitely tell them how it went down. Bam. I don't care who you are, self-proclaimed King of Spain. I'm a massage therapist from Buffalo, NY who deserves someone great in her life and you will not destroy me.