Jarad Johnson
About
I'm a designer living in the midwest. I work with some very talented individuals. I have several fun side projects in the works. I work too much and stay up too late. I like to meet and work with people that are great at what they do. I dislike mediocrity. Am falling deeper in love with VIRBº every passing moment.
Check me out at Twitter.
Portfolio / Weblog coming soon.
"My hands are so sweaty I need an xbox controller made out of Sham Wow."
NovemberNov 6 Friday Fri 09
"My hands are so sweaty I need an xbox controller made out of Sham Wow."
NovemberNov 5 Thursday Thu 09
Just bought a 12 pack of Zima, pair of panties, and a bottle of glitter at Walmart. I don't think the Halloween excuse worked this time.
NovemberNov 4 Wednesday Wed 09
New Flowering Frenzy Photoshop Brushes available on Designfruit. Only $12! Get 'em! http://bit.ly/3oDPd7 (via @designfruit)
New @authenticjobs site functions beautifully. The subscribe feature is fantastic. Props to @cameronmoll.
I earned the Radiohead(50) sticker on #GetGlue! http://bit.ly/JmQUt
I earned the Geek(50) sticker on #GetGlue! http://bit.ly/2biUtB
I'm the Guru of Diablo III on #GetGlue! http://bit.ly/3tSt5V
OctoberOct 30 Friday Fri 09
Not really a big fan of Halloween. Mainly just the scary shit and kids demanding candy. I'm good with the alcohol and drugs part.
OctoberOct 29 Thursday Thu 09
Swine flu deaths on par with leprosy. Stop covering it. Kthxbai: http://bit.ly/1Yt0AV Also, this is beautiful.
OctoberOct 28 Wednesday Wed 09
I'm the Guru of The Republic Tigers on #Glue! http://bit.ly/ipdMH
RT @designfruit New Salty Seaweed Photoshop Brushes available on Designfruit. Get them now. http://bit.ly/3ZWrb3
OctoberOct 27 Tuesday Tue 09
Photoshop crash number 2 before noon. Have stopped getting surprised when the notification pops up.
OctoberOct 22 Thursday Thu 09
Best footer ever http://www.newtoyork.com/ scroll down (in case you don't know what a footer is. (via @swissmiss & @flyguydesigns)
OctoberOct 21 Wednesday Wed 09
Left vs. Right World (infographic. awesome.) - http://bit.ly/wVqGI (via @zacharyforrest)
Hustlers lunch: Lemon drop, tic tac and a cigarette.
OctoberOct 20 Tuesday Tue 09
Republicans for rape. I'm so pleased to see Missouri made the cut: http://www.republicansforrape.org/legislators/
Might have to give the new Magic Mouse a try. Never have been a fan of their past designs but this one looks promising. http://bit.ly/3NInF6
OctoberOct 19 Monday Mon 09
Obama could issue a National Day of Watching Glenn Back and Glenn Beck would bitch about it: http://bit.ly/3O6WLs (via @zacharyforrest)
Lost my wallet this morning. Then found it. Then my foot fell asleep. I hope the next thing that happens is I eat a lemon drop.
OctoberOct 15 Thursday Thu 09