Jarad Johnson
About
I'm a designer living in the midwest. I work with some very talented individuals. I have several fun side projects in the works. I work too much and stay up too late. I like to meet and work with people that are great at what they do. I dislike mediocrity. Am falling deeper in love with VIRBº every passing moment.
Check me out at Twitter.
Portfolio / Weblog coming soon.
"Baller as all fuck." This will be how I refer to cool things in the future. Just so you're prepared.
NovemberNov 20 Friday Fri 09
"Baller as all fuck." This will be how I refer to cool things in the future. Just so you're prepared.
NovemberNov 19 Thursday Thu 09
Just moved in about two and half hours. On a side note, I'm expecting a call from the Guinness Book of World Records.
BREAKING NEWS: Plane had an emergency landing on Chestnut expressway. Also a baby on a unicorn. Or a meth lab blew up. #unconfirmednews
Belated credit to @skyecarroll for dreaming up http://bit.ly/1ooSGD over lunch. His ego needed a boost. So there. You needy little whore.
My favorite client line (which we get about ounce a week), "This looks really professional." http://clientsfromhell.tumblr.com/
I took over the Guru title for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 from spartin945 on #GetGlue! http://bit.ly/3wewYx
I took over the Guru title for Borderlands from KungfuJoe on #GetGlue! http://bit.ly/2OPX39
NovemberNov 18 Wednesday Wed 09
I just got an email from God. Calling bullshit on this one.
Depressing moment #71: When Last.fm abruptly switches from showing pictures of Lily Allen to Ben Folds.
NovemberNov 17 Tuesday Tue 09
Paris Hilton just came on my Last.fm station. Serves me right for mixing The Dresden Dolls and K'naan.
NovemberNov 16 Monday Mon 09
I earned the Fist Bump sticker on #GetGlue! http://bit.ly/4zuUr7
http://shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/ — on a side note, Facebook blocks reportedly offensive links. That's pretty fucking lame.
NovemberNov 11 Wednesday Wed 09
Love the one about not preparing for conferences. Pretty much sums up the last presentation I saw of his: http://bit.ly/1XXYsp
There are few things as enlightening as talking to a homeless person about their life. Go get a homeless friend.
NovemberNov 6 Friday Fri 09
"My hands are so sweaty I need an xbox controller made out of Sham Wow."
NovemberNov 5 Thursday Thu 09
Just bought a 12 pack of Zima, pair of panties, and a bottle of glitter at Walmart. I don't think the Halloween excuse worked this time.
NovemberNov 4 Wednesday Wed 09