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NovemberNov 20 Friday 09
"Baller as all fuck." This will be how I refer to cool things in the future. Just so you're prepared.
NovemberNov 19 Thursday 09
Just moved in about two and half hours. On a side note, I'm expecting a call from the Guinness Book of World Records.
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BREAKING NEWS: Plane had an emergency landing on Chestnut expressway. Also a baby on a unicorn. Or a meth lab blew up. #unconfirmednews
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Belated credit to @skyecarroll for dreaming up http://bit.ly/1ooSGD over lunch. His ego needed a boost. So there. You needy little whore.
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My favorite client line (which we get about ounce a week), "This looks really professional." http://clientsfromhell.tumblr.com/
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I took over the Guru title for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 from spartin945 on #GetGlue! http://bit.ly/3wewYx
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I took over the Guru title for Borderlands from KungfuJoe on #GetGlue! http://bit.ly/2OPX39
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NovemberNov 18 Wednesday 09
I just got an email from God. Calling bullshit on this one.
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Depressing moment #71: When Last.fm abruptly switches from showing pictures of Lily Allen to Ben Folds.
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NovemberNov 17 Tuesday 09
Paris Hilton just came on my Last.fm station. Serves me right for mixing The Dresden Dolls and K'naan.
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NovemberNov 16 Monday 09
I earned the Fist Bump sticker on #GetGlue! http://bit.ly/4zuUr7
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http://shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/ — on a side note, Facebook blocks reportedly offensive links. That's pretty fucking lame.
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NovemberNov 11 Wednesday 09
Love the one about not preparing for conferences. Pretty much sums up the last presentation I saw of his: http://bit.ly/1XXYsp
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There are few things as enlightening as talking to a homeless person about their life. Go get a homeless friend.
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NovemberNov 6 Friday 09
"My hands are so sweaty I need an xbox controller made out of Sham Wow."
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NovemberNov 5 Thursday 09
Just bought a 12 pack of Zima, pair of panties, and a bottle of glitter at Walmart. I don't think the Halloween excuse worked this time.
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NovemberNov 4 Wednesday 09
New Flowering Frenzy Photoshop Brushes available on Designfruit. Only $12! Get 'em! http://bit.ly/3oDPd7 (via @designfruit)
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New @authenticjobs site functions beautifully. The subscribe feature is fantastic. Props to @cameronmoll.
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I earned the Radiohead(50) sticker on #GetGlue! http://bit.ly/JmQUt
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I earned the Geek(50) sticker on #GetGlue! http://bit.ly/2biUtB
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