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    <description><![CDATA[I'm a designer living in the midwest. I work with some <a href="http://ethixstudios.com">very talented individuals</a>. I have several fun side projects in the works. I work too much and stay up too late. I like to meet and work with people that are great at what they do. I dislike mediocrity. Am falling deeper in love with VIRBº every passing moment.

Check me out at <a href="href">Twitter</a>.
Portfolio / Weblog coming soon.]]></description>
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      <title>This is by far the most ordinary cable guy I've ever had. I hope he doesn't...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[This is by far the most ordinary cable guy I&#039;ve ever had. I hope he doesn&#039;t ask to touch my penis or something before he leaves.]]></description>
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      <title>I forgot mediacom is coming today. Let's do gastropub tomorrow or for...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I forgot mediacom is coming today. Let&#039;s do gastropub tomorrow or for linner.]]></description>
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      <title>The similarities between hardcore Christians and gay people are staggering. #fb</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[The similarities between hardcore Christians and gay people are staggering. #fb]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 07:28:21 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Beers and shots from soco promo girls and @artimos05. Also with @tkaemming...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Beers and shots from soco promo girls and <a href="http://twitter.com/artimos05" target="_blank">@artimos05</a>. Also with <a href="http://twitter.com/tkaemming" target="_blank">@tkaemming</a> and <a href="http://twitter.com/hoopmastaflex" target="_blank">@hoopmastaflex</a>. — at Patton Alley Pub <a href="http://gowal.la/s/9sc" target="_blank">http://gowal.la/s/9sc</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:48:05 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Lunch with @swbratcher — at @thecoffeeethic http://gowal.la/s/3XK</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Lunch with <a href="http://twitter.com/swbratcher" target="_blank">@swbratcher</a> — at <a href="http://twitter.com/thecoffeeethic" target="_blank">@thecoffeeethic</a> <a href="http://gowal.la/s/3XK" target="_blank">http://gowal.la/s/3XK</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 11:33:41 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Who waited all night last night to see Sarah Palin? A reply resembling "I...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Who waited all night last night to see Sarah Palin? A reply resembling &quot;I did&quot; will be used to selectively unfollow you.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 23:17:51 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Tasty beers with @tkaemming and @jeremyboles. — at Patton Alley Pub...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Tasty beers with <a href="http://twitter.com/tkaemming" target="_blank">@tkaemming</a> and <a href="http://twitter.com/jeremyboles" target="_blank">@jeremyboles</a>. — at Patton Alley Pub <a href="http://gowal.la/s/9sc" target="_blank">http://gowal.la/s/9sc</a>]]></description>
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      <title>I plan to be dead by 30. It's a new type of retirement plan.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I plan to be dead by 30. It&#039;s a new type of retirement plan.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:22:29 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Checkout process on Invoice Machine is horrible. I've been trying to give...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Checkout process on Invoice Machine is horrible. I&#039;ve been trying to give them my money for 5 minutes.]]></description>
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      <title>I want one of those car wash dryers outside my shower. Instead I will just...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I want one of those car wash dryers outside my shower. Instead I will just blow dry my entire body.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 12:19:53 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>If I am executed by firing squad (death of choice), please make sure Muse is...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[If I am executed by firing squad (death of choice), please make sure Muse is playing in the background.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:35:23 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Beers with @tkaemming. — at Farmers Gastropub http://gowal.la/s/LSc</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Beers with <a href="http://twitter.com/tkaemming" target="_blank">@tkaemming</a>. — at Farmers Gastropub <a href="http://gowal.la/s/LSc" target="_blank">http://gowal.la/s/LSc</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:30:09 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Fuck the Beach Boys.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Fuck the Beach Boys.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 06:14:54 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>I took over the Guru title for The Republic Tigers from jasongaylor on...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I took over the Guru title for The Republic Tigers from jasongaylor on #GetGlue! <a href="http://bit.ly/5jzf25" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/5jzf25</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:14:51 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Lady Gaga has turned more girls bi for her than any other female. Ever.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Lady Gaga has turned more girls bi for her than any other female. Ever.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:06:55 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Just requested real copies of my stickers from #GetGlue! http://bit.ly/6vBVw3</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Just requested real copies of my stickers from #GetGlue! <a href="http://bit.ly/6vBVw3" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/6vBVw3</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:13:23 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>I took over the Guru title for Iron  Wine from icemonkey on #GetGlue!...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/jaradjohnson/posts/status/6374159</link>
      <description><![CDATA[I took over the Guru title for Iron  Wine from icemonkey on #GetGlue! <a href="http://bit.ly/6g7I6v" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/6g7I6v</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:13:06 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Rush jobs, Iron and Wine and a beer dedicated to Hunter S. Thompson makes...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Rush jobs, Iron and Wine and a beer dedicated to Hunter S. Thompson makes for a pretty fine night.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:13:06 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>"Baller as all fuck." This will be how I refer to cool things in the future....</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[&quot;Baller as all fuck.&quot; This will be how I refer to cool things in the future. Just so you&#039;re prepared.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:43:20 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Just moved in about two and half hours. On a side note, I'm expecting a call...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Just moved in about two and half hours. On a side note, I&#039;m expecting a call from the Guinness Book of World Records.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:59:15 -0800</pubDate>
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