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    <description><![CDATA[I'm a designer living in the midwest. I work with some <a href="http://ethixstudios.com">very talented individuals</a>. I have several fun side projects in the works. I work too much and stay up too late. I like to meet and work with people that are great at what they do. I dislike mediocrity. Am falling deeper in love with VIRBº every passing moment.

Check me out at <a href="href">Twitter</a>.
Portfolio / Weblog coming soon.]]></description>
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      <title>I earned the Fist Bump sticker on #GetGlue! http://bit.ly/4zuUr7</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I earned the Fist Bump sticker on #GetGlue! <a href="http://bit.ly/4zuUr7" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/4zuUr7</a>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[<a href="http://shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/" target="_blank">http://shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/</a> — on a side note, Facebook blocks reportedly offensive links. That&#039;s pretty fucking lame.]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[Love the one about not preparing for conferences. Pretty much sums up the last presentation I saw of his: <a href="http://bit.ly/1XXYsp" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/1XXYsp</a>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[There are few things as enlightening as talking to a homeless person about their life. Go get a homeless friend.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:03:35 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>"My hands are so sweaty I need an xbox controller made out of Sham...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[&quot;My hands are so sweaty I need an xbox controller made out of Sham Wow.&quot;]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:32:49 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[Just bought a 12 pack of Zima, pair of panties, and a bottle of glitter at Walmart. I don&#039;t think the Halloween excuse worked this time.]]></description>
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      <title>New Flowering Frenzy Photoshop Brushes available on Designfruit. Only $12!...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[New Flowering Frenzy Photoshop Brushes available on Designfruit. Only $12! Get &#039;em! <a href="http://bit.ly/3oDPd7" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/3oDPd7</a> (via <a href="http://twitter.com/designfruit" target="_blank">@designfruit</a>)]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[New <a href="http://twitter.com/authenticjobs" target="_blank">@authenticjobs</a> site functions beautifully. The subscribe feature is fantastic. Props to <a href="http://twitter.com/cameronmoll" target="_blank">@cameronmoll</a>.]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[I earned the Geek(50) sticker on #GetGlue! <a href="http://bit.ly/2biUtB" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/2biUtB</a>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[I earned the Radiohead(50) sticker on #GetGlue! <a href="http://bit.ly/JmQUt" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/JmQUt</a>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[I&#039;m the Guru of Diablo III on #GetGlue! <a href="http://bit.ly/3tSt5V" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/3tSt5V</a>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[Not really a big fan of Halloween. Mainly just the scary shit and kids demanding candy. I&#039;m good with the alcohol and drugs part.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:14:35 -0700</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[Swine flu deaths on par with leprosy. Stop covering it. Kthxbai: <a href="http://bit.ly/1Yt0AV" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/1Yt0AV</a> Also, this is beautiful.]]></description>
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      <title>RT @designfruit New Salty Seaweed Photoshop Brushes available on...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[RT <a href="http://twitter.com/designfruit" target="_blank">@designfruit</a> New Salty Seaweed Photoshop Brushes available on Designfruit. Get them now. <a href="http://bit.ly/3ZWrb3" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/3ZWrb3</a>]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[I&#039;m the Guru of The Republic Tigers on #Glue! <a href="http://bit.ly/ipdMH" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/ipdMH</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:36:59 -0700</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[Photoshop crash number 2 before noon. Have stopped getting surprised when the notification pops up.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 09:49:38 -0700</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[Best footer ever <a href="http://www.newtoyork.com/" target="_blank">http://www.newtoyork.com/</a> scroll down (in case you don&#039;t know what a footer is. (via <a href="http://twitter.com/swissmiss" target="_blank">@swissmiss</a> &amp; <a href="http://twitter.com/flyguydesigns" target="_blank">@flyguydesigns</a>)]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 18:44:23 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Hustlers lunch: Lemon drop, tic tac and a cigarette.</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Hustlers lunch: Lemon drop, tic tac and a cigarette.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 10:41:42 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Left vs. Right World (infographic. awesome.) - http://bit.ly/wVqGI (via...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/jaradjohnson/posts/status/5644042</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Left vs. Right World (infographic. awesome.) - <a href="http://bit.ly/wVqGI" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/wVqGI</a> (via <a href="http://twitter.com/zacharyforrest" target="_blank">@zacharyforrest</a>)]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 10:41:42 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Republicans for rape. I'm so pleased to see Missouri made the cut:...</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Republicans for rape. I&#039;m so pleased to see Missouri made the cut: <a href="http://www.republicansforrape.org/legislators/" target="_blank">http://www.republicansforrape.org/legislators/</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:17:27 -0700</pubDate>
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