Jared Micah and Hats are very professional. This means we never throw our instruments or sing out of tune. We prefer 8 microphones and not 12. We skip, not walk. We soar, not fly. Jared is always polite and and is loved by everyone.
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Stephanie - Drums, Percussion, Vocals
Brady? - Organ, Bells, Bass, Vocals
Keller - Bass, Toy Piano, Organ, Vocals
Jared - Vocals, Guitar, Piano, Noises
looks amazing. why are so many girls our friends? i want to see more boys. who's running this?
posted Oct 16
ohs no! but i had a previous obligation to go see the octopus project, so... next time... get ready.
posted Oct 13
yous guys should so come to knoxville and make all my magical one horned pony dreams come true! it'll be more fun than yankee doodle.
posted Oct 11
jared micah told me why you were the hats...interesting but awesome explanation. and where can i get some of this red velvet cake? i watched that one video you guys have and you do indeed shred the bells.
posted Aug 18
okay so i've converted over to this profile....so why are you called the hats?? and i don't know if i've had red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting.
posted Aug 17
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molly. says:
it's been too long since we've last spoken! How is your cardboard castle holding up?
posted Nov 25