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My little sister's wedding yesterday completed my cycle of weddings which started last October. I have now been in three weddings in the past 8 or so months, bringing the total number of weddings that I have been in to four.

And as of this moment, Sunday, 08 Jul 2007, 6:30pm, I am stating this as my official response for the discernible future:

No. I will not be in your wedding.

I am posting this statement to my blog so that if some friend should unexpectedly fall in love with the Dominican girl at McDonald's and feel for her and her plight and her lack of a green card, or if some condom should break, or if some couple should pull that "Oh, I hate you let's get divorced...Oh, I was wrong, I love you, let's get married again" bullcrap, I want to be able to send them this link and hopefully avoid any messy confrontations.

Truthfully, I can't see any possible weddings in the near future. My cousin and his girlfriend are a slim-and I mean like Kate Moss slim-and distant-and I mean like light years in distance-possibility, but I doubt I would be in that wedding. So, this is mostly an empty, symbolic act, a spitting into the wind on a still day.

But, just in case, allow me to reiterate:

No. I will not be in your wedding.

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