JulyJul 29 Sunday 07
for those of you who don't know, The Host is a Korean monster film that came out in June 2006 pretty much everywhere except North America. It was released in American theaters nearly four months ago, in "Selected Cities." So obviously living in Wisconsin.. I never saw …
JulyJul 5 Thursday 07
who the hell came up with that name?... more importantly.. who the hell approved that name?
hahaha...wtf
considering what tampon is.. and that it already has a cardboard applicator... why give it the name cardboard.
I wouldn't want cardboard anywhere near the …
MayMay 11 Friday 07
I couldn't find my driveway today.. it was hidden
When I have to carry something, why do I always get the awkward end?
swimming is good for you, especially when you're drowning
Men are lazy. The urinal is an example
I'm willing to bet that Armadillos make …
MayMay 5 Saturday 07
So i just opened up my email and surprise, surprise... 5 new messages in the inbox and 22 in the junk mail box.
And of course, 4 of the messages in the inbox were JUNK.
also, just to mention, i recently changed my email address to stop it. which obviously isn't …
AprilApr 6 Friday 07
- Have someone wait for me at an airport with a sign that says "Mr. Covelli"
- Capture Sasquatch
- Go to a drive-in movie in a cab
- Hunt a moose
- Ride a Unicycle
- Write a famous song named "Armpits and Toenails"
- Climb Everest and K2
- Own a Ferret
- Get to …