"We saw transformers and I thought a good name for a Prius transformer would be 'ultimate battery'!" -my dad
posted Jul 11
I'm so sorry for dropping the ball on that. I will get it to you today for sure. Yeah, I get off at noon (matthew is sleeping). Can I help you get anything done before leaving? (sidenote: did you hear about darin and brooke fucking us over? nice)
posted Jul 6
WhatEVER. you people never talk to me unless i harass you forever. or unless i'm sitting in the room and you have to.
posted Jul 5
they'll definitely fit in a suitcase, no doubt. think medium to large dildo. i think. so if you have to leave "some one else's" behind i'll buy you one when you arrive. up here there's a dildo shop on like every corner. it's kinda weird.
posted Jul 3
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White Fang says:
oh my god please?
posted Jan 10