Someone sent me this photo because he knows I think naked people...

Someone sent me this photo because he knows I think naked people wearing medieval helmetry is hilarious. Like, that's an actual thing I'm into.

Unmitigated brilliance should never go unapplauded.

alexlitel: soupsoup: dietcock: joaquin phoenix on tonight's...

alexlitel:

soupsoup:

dietcock:

joaquin phoenix on tonight's late show with david letterman.

if he's doing an andy kaufman: genius.

if he's not: even more genius

"Joaquin, I'm sorry you couldn't be here tonight."

Fuck hip-hop, someone get this guy into …

Cool! Leonardo was my favorite. edit: In case it isn't...

Cool! Leonardo was my favorite.

edit: In case it isn't evident, this is a photo of a poodle.

petswhowanttokillthemselves:

"JEEZ... I JUST ASKED FOR A TRIM."

(via

There's this Cheerios ad that airs here in the United...

There's this Cheerios ad that airs here in the United States, and it's pretty obviously dubbed. (Maybe less obvious, though, is that some unhappy motion graphics artist had to composite a new Cheerios box into every single frame.)

I'm not sure why you can tell things …

It's been three years, but everything I see makes me...

It's been three years, but everything I see makes me homesick for Chicago.

This, too.

(via rainier)

Oh, my god. *dies* sharpless: movieoftheweek: Am

Oh, my god. *dies*

sharpless:

movieoftheweek: Am

NSFW: Nude (Madonna), 1979

NSFW: Nude (Madonna), 1979: Own the original! Expected to fetch $15k at auction. (via)

You know, here's the weirdest part: Every time I googled...

You know, here's the weirdest part:

Every time I googled Golden Girl dolls, I was actually amazed that these weren't coming up. But now all that has changed. (via)

Sorry, Twitter

I started using Twitter again because, one month, I had suddenly stopped using it, and then a friend phoned to make sure I was OK.

Now I am completely abusing it. I keep forgetting I made a Tumblr account so that I would stop posting obnoxious, juvenile links all over …

Ziggy Stardust impressions

• The Flight of the Conchords one


• The Bill Hader one


• The really, really weird one from Snuff Box


• 
  How to do your own Bowie impression (one in a series of ~13 YouTube videos, btw)

I was looking at the Oh Downey tumblog--it's...

I was looking at the Oh Downey tumblog--it's amazing--and I was just reminded of this photo I have of Robert Downey, Jr. on my laptop.

(No, I don't know whether it's real. Who cares.)

Peaches, 1981 (via)

Peaches, 1981 (via)

(Flickr.) Oh my god, I remember these--but only barely. I...

(Flickr.)

Oh my god, I remember these--but only barely. I remember that, with great effort, you could squish their heads and temporarily collapse them, and that Tara McPherson's flocked Ace and Ion toys dimly reminded me of some dollhouse somewhere.

Exploring childhood rooms

I was googling for "My Magic Diary, Casio" tonight because--of course--I am poking around my childhood room and finding evidence of both nerddom and awesomefaceness.

And I found My defunct Magic Diary (JD-5000) in one of the drawers, near my old computer, near the Myst …

Don't know what "Bei Badgirl" means, but I...

Don't know what "Bei Badgirl" means, but I second the sentiment in this reblog: THIS IS SO A PEDOBEAR CAKE.

edit: Oh. Bei Badgirl is an Australian painter in her early twenties. Nice stuff. I stand by my assessment of the cake.

hotg0ssip:

(via babydeer)

Kinda looks …

Another inkblob reblog. inkblob: This little fuzzball wears his...

Another inkblob reblog.

inkblob:

This little fuzzball wears his stripey sweater so well (via kate_elizabeth)

Happy belated holidays! Here, One Horse Shy diagrams the anatomy...

Happy belated holidays!

Here, One Horse Shy diagrams the anatomy of a Kwanzaa cake! You can also follow the Food Network's "Harvest Cake" instructional video step by painful step. (via)

No one got me this for Christmas. (link)

No one got me this for Christmas. (link)

This Christmas, blogger Dolin Bliss attended a RL Midcentury...

This Christmas, blogger Dolin Bliss attended a RL Midcentury Supper Club holiday party. Here's a photo from the potluck-style dinner; it's grainy, but you can see that the food palette is all oranges, greens, and yellows. The food looks happy, kitschy, festively …

Report: More elderly Japanese turn to petty crime - CNN.com

Report: More elderly Japanese turn to petty crime - CNN.com: "'The main reasons they shoplift are poverty and loneliness,' said Kazuo Kawakami, a former federal prosecutor. 'The traditional Japanese family is gone, and now our elderly live alone.'"