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There's cobwebs in my bed and my head and I ain't feeling right,
And I've got nothing better to do so I call her at night,
But she will only come out with her friend and I say that's okay cause I don't wanna fight,
As long as I get to see her then I'm high as a kite

But just a few minutes later my cutie is flirting with all of the other guys,
And then her friend always comes on to me and I just don't know why,
The sexy girl and her mate that fancies me

There's nothing wrong with the other girl she just isn't my type,
But my honey is just such a peach, she's juicy and ripe,
Sometimes I think that a threesome would be something I'd like to try on some drunken night,
But if I happened to mention that I think both girls would take flight

I don't mind buying the drinks if it means that I get my way with her,
But I can't get rid of her friend no matter how hard I try,
The sexy girl and her mate that fancies me

Now I have a plan I'll find a friend of my own to help me,
Then I'll be the sexy one as well...

There's cobwebs in my pants when I dance and I'm horny as hell,
And I just got some news that my brother is horny as well,
And the best part is that he has got a crush on the girl who's the bane of my life,
So now perhaps if I'm lucky I'll get me a sexy girl wife

While he keeps that girl at bay I can make my move on my baby,
And I'll do everything I can to make her fall for me, fall for me, fall for me
The sexy girl not her mate that fancied me,
The sexy girl not her mate that fancied me,
The sexy girl not her mate that fancied me